Sunshine Day

The sun is shining, the winds are light and the birds are singing between the leafs of the trees. And I am sitting here? What the fuck am I doing? Why am I not out there enjoying this sunshine, this heat and this beautiful day? Well i got to fix this! I need to go out... but what should I do there? Just walk about, look at shit I've seen a million times? Or should I take the bike out and just see where I end up?

The choice is simple realy, I should take the bike out. I've seen everything in this neighbourhood, granted, I've also seen most of the rest of this city aswell, but not nearly as much as this part of town.. or the part I lived in before I moved here... almost 11 years ago.
I got other things I need to do aswell, like clean the apartment, atleast the bits that are left. But this sunshine might be gone tomorrow, and I got laundry time tomorrow, so might aswell do some cleaning while I'm doing that.

There is one problem thou about going out in a warm day like this when you've been inside for 6 months due to a winter that just wouldn't let go... and I think this picture pretty much sums it up.

When you are still unused to the heat and sun, you kind of die a little when going out. Right right, I will be on a bike, so the wind, both natural and the windresistance I create, will keep me nice and cool. But its still gonna cook my freakin arms and face and head and legs and... well I think you get the general idea here, I will be a pile of steaming flesh and cloths. I will be drenched in sweat, and what ever water I bring with me, will probebly be gone long before I even start making my way home. So the idea of going out just became a bad idea.

Ofcourse I'm not that negative!!! I'm going out, just need to wait for the dishwasher to be done so I can turn it off... which, according to my calculations, should be in the next 5 minutes. After that, a small PET bottle of water, and earbuds, and I'm off into the sunshine!

Cya

Kung Fu Sunday

Its a Kung Fu Sunday!!! Everybody was KUNG FU FIGHTING!!! Except for me...
Bought a new game this friday, Sleeping Dogs, an open world game taking place in Tokyo. You play an undercover cop that is gonna try and take down the triads, or one of them atleast.
And by doing that, you have to get noticed within the criminal underworld, so you join an old friend from "the hood", and his tiny group of criminals that think they control a part of town.

Thats pretty much the extent of my knowledge of the game... couse it sucks!!! Well okey, it doesn't suck... just for me.
I found the controls to be shitty, slow to respond and somewhat stupid. The fighting is stupidly hard, and since you are up against multiple enemies all the time, and as I've understood, spend the first 4-5 hours atleast without weapons, its all hand to hand combat. Now you are a master of martial arts... but the player behind the mouse and keyboard isn't... Im not atleast. And the fighting is pretty much all about combos and chains and trying to block enemy hits. Its stupidly hard... and there is no difficult settings in the game.

You can drive in the game, steal a car, buy a car, what ever, and then drive around town to do what ever, side quests, main quests or just search for shrines and statues and other collectibles. But the handeling of the cars/motorcycles, are so far beyond any other game I've played that allow the player to drive, its like going back 10 years.

But there is one thing that is pretty nice, and thats the amount of detail in the game. Now I wasn't playing on max graphics. So the screen shot down below, isn't the best I could get.. but the level of details, signs, posters, stuff on the walls in general... its mind bending.

Ally of Tokyo

Good looking game in general... but horrible gameplay.

So expect this to be the very last time you see me put up a screenie of it.

Cya

Riots Galore

When middle eastern countries start riots, we shrug and say: thats the way they are. But now its happening here, in timid, calm little Sweden and its capital.
For the third night in a row, (or is it the forth?) riots have been happening across Stockholm. It all started in a suburb called Husby, and as far as I can see from the live tv on expressen.se, there is atleast 9 different locations that are terrorized with fires, rock throwing and things in general being destroyed.
One thing that all of these suburbs have in common, is that most of them, are homes to immigrants in one form or another. And its the same immigrants that are destroying, burning and throwing stones at both the police and firemen, all of them young people ranging from the age of 15 to 20 and older.

Schools, police stations, restaurants, cars and homes, as well as centuries old building are set to the flame by these FUCKIN IDIOTS!!!

I cant help it. I am mad as fuckin hell from this. They are even telling reporters and people in general, that they want to keep going. Politicians have pumped millions of tax payer money into these suburbs to try and make the best for the immigrants. And this is the thanks? Yes, there are alot of unemployment in these areas. Yes it isn't easy to live here when you cant speak the language or have a different upbringing then what is normal here in Sweden... but does that realy mean that a riot, destruction and beating up cops is the thing to do? If they give you free money, free education, free medical care and a roof over your head, is this the way you should thank them?

Someone said on twitter, that this is the couse of racism... excuse me? Rasism in this country is far less then other countries, its been proven. Rasism in muslim countries (these people genereally come from muslim heavy countries) are even worse, were they dont even want to live next to anyone who are of a different skin color.

So if the idea is that the riots are an "answer to the rasism", then what does this couse? I can bet my freakin ass, that rasism will increase after this, and the political party SD (Sverige Demokraterna = Sweden Democrates) who are well known for their views of a lessen immigration, will probebly gain even more votes for next year when its  time for a possible power shift. And I dont care what people say, even my friends, but when the voting comes, I will vote for them. Ask me why if you like.

The people that are the ones who are cousing the riots, are mostly, if not solely, from muslim countires from the start. And I found, through twitter, an article about what would happen to a country when, or if, the population of muslims reach certain size. And I have to admite, thou I never had any real love for muslims before, I now have less love for them.. and what I've learned about the "Muslim Brotherhood", the fuckin religion scares the shit out of me.

Here you can find the article.

But I can make a quick summary.

If the population of muslim are under 2%, they will live a peaceful life in the country, and pose no threat to the general population
If the population of muslim reach 2-5%, they will start to recruit people from ethnic minorites, and even inmates and street gangs.
5% and up, where Sweden is, they will try and get larger influence and have things that their religion demands, like halal food. If they dont get it, they will threaten for failure to comply. They will also try and get the right to rule themselves, in their ghettos or areas that is heavy in muslim people. The laws they would then follow, would be Sharia Laws.
10%, more lawlessness, violence and the likes as complaints for not getting what they want. If the goverment makes an action that does not comply with islam, they take it as an offence, that can lead to uprising and threats. This has already been seen in Amsterdam. These things happen daily in such places as Russia and Israel.
I'll jump to 100% here, read the rest from the article about the other procentages.
At 100%, you would guess peace would be a fact. But it couldn't be further from the truth. Peace is never achieved in countries that are fully muslim and where islam is law. This is becouse alot of radical muslims will still terrorize the muslims that are not radical, they will be seen as lesser people, and will be intimidated and even killed for a wide variety of reasons.

I hate to sound like some mayor rasist... but if thats the way you want to portrait me, then I'm fine with that, go ahead. But I can tell you this.. I hate anyone who behaves like a fuckin moron... the problem is, that most of the people who behave like fuckin idiots, are immigrants, blacks, brown, greens what ever! I hate them. And if someone comes here, for the welfare and kindness of our country, then behaves like a criminal, terrorist and general shithead.. then I want you the fuck out of our country! You have not earned the right to be here then.

Cya

Late Entry

Forgot again about the screen shot... I did warn you thou. That I might forget.
Yes I did wright "unless I forget", not "might forget". But I think I had a feeling deep down that I would, couse you see I had something of a marathon this weekend, that ended on the sunday evening. Me and my brother watched the first 5 movies of the Fast and Furious franchise, started with 1 and 2 on the friday, I was busy saturday, then ended with the 3rd, 4th and 5th on sunday evening. I dont know how long we spent infront of the tv screen, but it was enough for me to forget about the screenie.

But as I do love to put out a screen shot once a week, here it is.

A Beached Relic

That beached ship is located in the southern most point in the game of Guild Wars 2, at the end of of a bay connecting to the Mausollus Sea. The ship is known as the Wreck of Saehrimnir.
And just becouse its a ship, that has seen better days, its not void of things. The undead rule the boat, and even a skill point and a champion can be found there. Luckely, the aren't found at the same place, or that skill point would be a bitch to get alone ;)

As compensation for my lack of memory, I will present you with an additional image, but it's not a screen shot from any game. Its from real life. Althou, I do belive you've figured that out by now.
Tell me I'm wrong, that that bird isn't spectacular!

Cya

ESC Evening

An evening with good company has transpired. An evening with good friends, crazy friends and some good news that some of these friends, will soon have an additional human to wipe away poop from, and keep them awake for the foreseeable future. ;)

The evening had a specific theme, it was ofcourse also becouse one of our dear friends was back in town for the week, and it was lovely to see her, but also to watch the Eurovision Song Contest, the ESC.
Now I belive most, if not all, of you know that I am a metal head, one who listen to heavy metal and the likes. I am NOT a fan of the music that is usually presented in the ESC. Granted, I do belive that last years winner, was the right winner, and not just couse it was Sweden that won, but that the song was damn good. But this year.... I think most, if not all, sucked.
Denmark won this year, and their song was alright, no question about it. But as a whole, the best song was sung by our presenter, Petra Mede, a song about our country... excessive lyrics about what Sweden is, but it was hilarious. I wanted to vote for that one :P

Anyway, gonna meet up with the same crazy bunch of people next friday, where and what we'll do how ever, is still up for debate.

Now I had an idea to add an image of our meeting.. but for some reason, my computer still cant find my phone, even thou it register that I have plugged it in... still wont allow me access to it
O.o

So this will be it for now.

Tomorrow, screenie!
(unless I forget)

Cya

Thoughts of Sins

I was reading my book at work today, "Pandora" by Anne Rice, and I came across a dialog that made my head just overflow with thoughts and wonderings... and I just had to wright it down. And so, now I sit here, and I'm about to share these thoughts with you.

- God

Its about religion... specificly about christian and catholic religion... and their view on life after death... you have been warned.

According to both the catholic and christian religion, if you follow God and His word, you will be allowed into heaven when you "shed your mortal coil", in other words, when you die. And in heaven, all your ancestors will be waiting for you, your friends who have gone before you, and even that pesky little puppy that wouldn't stop shitting in the corner of your room.
And for all eternity after, you will be in a blessed, serene and happy place...

But...

But if you sin, you'll go to hell. A place of torment, pain, suffering and for some odd reason, lots of sulfur in the air. Hell is an unpleasent place to be, according to the bible, even demons and enemies of God and heaven will not be happy to be there. It is a down right crappy place to end up in.

According to what the church wants us to belive, God loves us all, no matter what you are, rich, poor, white, black, fat, thin... He loves you for you. But if you fuck up, he will cast you down to hell for an eternity of suffering and pain... and sulfur.
Now lets say, for arguments sake, that a life is 80 years long, I highly doubt that anyone can sin for a total of that long. Noone sins from birth to death, just not possible. Now if you realy try, you might be able to sin half of that, around 40 years, but thats if you realy go out of your way to sin. On average, I would say the common criminal, or sinner, has maybe 10-20 years of sinning on their "soul". Should you realy be condemned to spent an ETERNITY in hell for that? Even if you manage to sin for 40+ years, do you still deserve that long in a cruel and smelly place?

Sulfur Bath?

According to the bible, there are a bunch of commandments we humans must follow, 10 is the most used number...but I've learned that there are passages in the "holy book" of so many as 200+. Anyway, one thing is for sure, you can recieve absolution for these sins at your death bed... cool, saved for a spot on that cloud I had marked out.
But wait... what about those "Deadly Sins"? The sins so bad, that no absolution can save you? Lets just take one of these, "Greed".
We have a man, lets call him Uncle Peter, I will never say his name again, so thats rather pointless, but fuck it. This man, is a devote servant of God, follows his word to the letter, basicly living a realy shitty and boring life. Every day, he thanks the Lord for his life, his family and that awesome job that He gave him. He goes to church 2-3 times a week, gives money to the collection basket that are being passed around each time. And he never takes the Lords name in vain.
Now lets say that he got a hugh christmas bonus at work, and he spend it all on himself, a new car, or a new computer or a shiny new suit to show off at church. Thats Greed. He has been greedy, and thus, has become guilty of a Cardinal Sin (Mortal Sin). And these sins are unforgivable.

A devote follower. Sins for 5 minutes. Eternal damnation.

I dont know about you, but if you fuck up once, for a short time. Have you realy earned an eternity of pain and suffering and the inhaling of sulfur? Wasn't God the dude that loved you? Wasn't it He that said that all those you follow him, shall be granted access through the gates of heaven?
NOOOOOOO!!! You fucked up a little... so no candy for you. An eternity of sulfur in your lungs await you mister! No family on a cloud, no puppy to pee on the cloud no cold beer! Its just pain and suffering and stale warm beer with maggots in it! And sulfur! Lots and lots of sulfur!

I dont get it. I mean, I realy dont get it. Why would you follow someone, obey his laws (they do say its a guy, so dont talk to me about calling him a dude) if all he does, is throw people into hell every time they sidetrack?
Makes no freakin sense to me.
I used to belive in God. I did. But I stopped.. couse I started to use my brain.. the very same thing He appereantly gave us. I started to think about the restrictions that following a dude in the sky would mean. And if I sin, even just a little, I'm fucked for all of eternity! And I have sinned my friends, lots of sins are on my soul, and if this shit with God is real.. I will go to hell, no queston about it, and its gonna suck... but guess what! I'd rather be there, then in a place with a God that says he loves you, but clearly doesn't.

Cya

Forgotten Scene

I forgot yesterday.. I am soooooo sorry. I dont know what I was doing, but I clearly forgot to put up the sunday screen shot.

Well have no fear, its here now.

Bad motherfucker.

That... is the Elder Dragon Zaithan. The Elder dragon of Undeath, the main couse of all the living corpses walking around... and I killed him! Well me and my group.. and the npc's that wielded a hugh fuckin cannon.

I was in a dungeon called Arah, which also was the main capital of an ancient human kingdom. We did the story for it, and it was rather cool. Doing story dungeons, is great, awesome dialogs, great story, and sweet little "movies" every now and then. And now that I have done it in "story mode", I can lead a group there to do "exploration mode". In order to do an exploration mode, you have to have made story, or a member of your group have to have made it, and enter first.

Anyway.. the coolest looking dragon in the whole game... I'll give you another screenie on it, jsut couse I forgot to put this up yesterday.


Cya

Bar Laughing

I have a twitter account... no its not the greatest thing in the world... yes if you want my twitter name you can, just ask... no I hardly wright anything on it...
But I do follow some people, Vsause for example. And one of his tweets today, was a link to a site that asks for your name, then tells you all this cool stuff about it.. aswell as shows you how your name would look like in barcode.

Thats the barcode for "Daniel"... which is my first name for you who dont know it. And I just find it to be awesome that ones name can be in a barcode... got this idea of tattooing it :P
No I'm not.
Yea I am.
But no I'm not.
We'll see.

Anyway.. I also found an awesome gif awhile back, that just makes me smile. Here it is...

Thats Louis CK with Robin Williams... laughing... Two of the greatest comdians alive, standing together. Laughing.
Made my hour.. or minute... or second, I dont remember.

But its nice... me like.

Cya

So Many Pictures

Not technically "pictures"... more like movies...
I just realized that  there are a shitload... SHITLOAD!!! .. of movies that are coming out during the summer and sometime after that I wanna see... And if I'm gonna see all of em at the theater, I'm gonna go fuckin broke :P

Right now, its the movie Oblivion, with Tom Cruise... yea I know, he's a bit of a nutball and crazy, but he's a damn good actor, and most, if not all, of his movies are fuckin awesome. And to be perfectly honest with you... the movie looks a bit predictable, but still very cool. And for now, thats enough for me to want to see it at some point.

Then we have Fast and Furious 6... the fact that they made a 6th installment of the fast and furious franshince should be enough for me to not want to see it... but they are so much fun! And both me and my little brother had an idea for those movies... see if anyone wanna come for it, and that is to have a Fast & Furious Weekend, basicly watch all the movies, from first to last during 2 days. Could be fun. So yea, wanna see that one too.

In exactly two day, the new Star Trek movie is up in theaters here in Sweden, Star Trek: Into Darkness, and if you are not a star trek fan, then just skip ahead. But if you are, atleaast as much as you enjoy the movies, then you too will want to see it. It looks fantastic, and as its JJ Abrams that is behind the helm of this one too, just as he was on the previous, it just cant go fuckin wrong. Everything that man makes (well not everything) turns into gold and pussy. And this one is no different... shit listen to me.. I haven't even seen the damn thing yet, and I already praise it :P

Saw the first trailer for The Hangover Part III when I went to see Iron Man 3... and fuckin hell... I dont think it will be bad. Dont know if I want to spend money on watching it at the theater, but I still wanna see it. The first 2 was hilarious, and according to what I saw in the trailer, I think this one will make me laugh my balls off too :)

Then there is a flick, called After Earth, and I dont know what that is all about, but it stars Will Smith, so it cant be all that bad right? Still not sure about his son thou, who is in it, couse so far, all I've seen him in, he's been the most annoying kid in history of cinema, and the trailer for this one hasn't exaclty changed my mind...

I saw a trailer for a movie recently called R.I.P.D ... And it looks awesome and funny as hell. A cop dies in the line of duty, and then instead of going to heaven, he is recruited to the RIPD, a cop department of dead people to hunt down demons and ghosts that just wont give up the land of the living. It looks hilarious. It looks like good action. And some seriously good actors in it too ^^

Despicable Me 2... Need I say more then what the trailer shows? Yea I didn't think so.

As a long time fan of Superman, how can you not want to watch Man of Steel? It looks dark, gritty and more tied to reality... how that is even possible considering its about a man that can swallow nukes for breakfast and fly to the moon for his morning cup of joe. But I dont care if it sucks.. I still wanna see it. Why? Couse its Superman idiot!

Now this next one, I didn't even know 20 minutes ago they made. Another Wolverine movie... One of the best anti-super hero there ever was. I say "anti-super" couse lets face it, he wants mostly to be left alone, and if you corner him, he's gonna rip you a new one. And as Hugh Jackman will be playing him again, why wouldn't you wanna see it?

One last movie... Thor: The Dark World.. The first one was very good, could have been better, if not, atleast longer with more information in it. But I'm good with it anyway. And this part 2 looks great. I know virtually nothing about it except whats seen in the trailer... but thats enough for me to want to spend money on it :)

I know, it was boring to read, but if you clicked all red shiny links, you atleast got to spend some time away from your troubles and duties ;)

So yea, lots of movies I want to see... and trust me, there are more, I just didn't bother listing them all.

Cya

Peeing Flowers

This passed sunday, before I posted the screen shot of the week, I went out and bought myself some new curtains, and while I was at it, I got a flower to be placed between them to make the window a little more colorful.
Its not that colorful thou, but I like it. Lots of green and some dark purple flowers. And as I only get sun during the afternoon and evening, this perticular flower, is perfect for the conditions my window can offer. Not much sun, but enough to keep the plant happy, and hopefully alive.
You see, the only flower I've been able to keep alive so far, is Aloe Vera... and no, I'm not growing handcream, its a flower... that kind of look like a cactus of sort.
You can see some of the Aloe Vera in the image sticking out from the lower left corner.

Today thou, about an hour after I got out of bed, I found an image, that every guy in the world (no idea about women) can relate too...

Thats what a pee shiver looks like... pee and get a shiver... BAAM! Thats what we look like.

A fair warning.. the longer you look at it.. the funnier it gets. (and for reference, the gif is from the movie "Brave")

Cya

First Screenie of May

It is the first screenie of the month of May in the year of our Lord 2013... hehe.... "year of our Lord"... BWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!

Anywhoooo I was gonna add a screen shot of a game, thats free to play (and download), called Need for Speed World. The Need for Speed franchise has made a kind of MMO, where you drive around some city, and can compete in various races both against AI and other players. I won my first dragrace against another player ^^
But the damn game goes broke on my after everytime I use it... so I will probebly never play it... imagen having to install a game every time you want to play it? Yea you wouldn't play that either. But it looks like a good game thou..  besides that small fucked up thing.

So I thought I'd just do another screenie of GW2.

Scary dude.

That is the Shadow Behemoth, in a swamp in Queensdale. The event starts with a bunch of shadow monsters invade the world trough a total of 9 portals, in 3 different locations in a circle (or a triangle if thats your thing) around the area where the behemoth then after spawns.
The fight against the Shadow Behemoth itself is rather easy... but thats fine.. it is after all in a low lvl area, so people that are from level 15, should be able to kill him too.

Right.. I'm off to IKEA to buy some shit I think I might need.

Cya

Doctor x 2

Started watching a new tv show called "A Young Doctors Notebook". Another doctor/medical show, but set in Russia during world war 1 or somewhere there abouts, I forget. And its about a doctor, played by Jon Hamm (who plays the lead character in Mad Men). He is titled as "Old Doctor" in the credits, atleast on imdb.com. The story is basicly, Jon Hamm's character remembering his early years as a young doctor in a small village somewhere in Russia, where he starts his career. The young doctor is played by Daniel Radcliffe, and he does it very well I might add.

This show is both a serious show, and a comedy... I sure hope so atleast, couse I laughed my bum off at several occasions during the first 4 episodes.

Anyway, just wanted to tell you about it, and also tell you that I think you should check it out if you have a chance.

And if you have the chance, watch Hannibal too.. very good show aswell.

Cya

WTFH part 2

Or actually part one.

The first one got deleted, not by choice mind you. I was asked too... yelled at by text messege would be a more accurate description actually, not so much asked.

It seemed I exposed my former girlfriend online. I'll grant her, that perhaps one of the issues on the last, now deleted, entries, was a bit much, and could well have been left out, but at the time, I had very little else that would have made the point I wanted to make, so it became that. If you dont know what it is, it could be becouse you didn't read it, or cant figure it out, in which case, your morals are worse then mine... ;)

I told her, that I'd rather just delete that part, but that didn't do... so instead of getting into an argument and a fight, creating a whole new level of drama my life has yet to witness (and dont realy want to witness either), I did as she asked, and deleted the entry.

But in the end, I think most people that I mostly wanted to partake in that information, now has it. The rest of the internet dont actually need to know... so now they dont, and never will.

But this blog is about me and my life.. and that WTFH, was part of my life.. a very big part of as I see it.
So deleting it, wasn't my first priority.

But its gone... if you missed it, you missed it.

Cya