Stress Friday

I thought I'd get an entry in before I start my day of busy shit. Couse it FRIDAY!!!! YEA!!!

And this friday will be containing a visit to the gym, then a trip the "Teknik Magasinet" which is a tech store with a lot of fun gadgets and toys and nerdy stuff. Then a visit to mom as I always try and do after the gym, then home and prepare!!!

I recived a wonderful little gift from my good friend Mr JJ down in the nethers yesterday. A pass to play a BETA version of Elder Scroll Online, valid for this weekend only.
They are having a stress test done, so millions of players are invited, basicly, any one who has ever beta tested the game, and any one friend of theirs.
So what is a stress test? Well its a test to see if their servers can hack having millions of players on them at the same time. Its as simple as that... think of it like a stress test for a new car, and to test the car, as many people as possible needs to get in the car... okay, maybe a bad analogy, but I found the image in my head funny, so I found one for you.

So I wont be wrighting much here during that time.. but you can bet you'll get a screenie from that game on sunday.

Cya

Bad Girl Screenie + bonus

As I've stated in earlier blog entries, I joined the thieves guild operating out of the sewers of Riften. And as their new recruit, I was tasked with bringing a Honey farm back to the guilds favor. Basicly, they had stopped working with the thieves guild, and we needed to send a messege that we didn't like that.

By stealing anything of value in the main safe and buring 3 of their bee hives.

Watching ones handywork from a distance.

I was also not allowed to be detected, and I think I would have failed the mission if anyone I killed was found too. So I dumped one body in a corner of a small space that would never see visitors, and another I dumped in the lake that then carried it to the Riften Docks.

I also found that the Honey Farm, had been sold to an unknown buyer. The plot thickens!!

Anyway, I have a bonus for you.

I am here by telling you to start reading an online comic called Least I Could Do. Its hilarious. Created by a couple of comic book nerds from Canada, they also created a bunch of other things, and as I've understood it, working on a feature lenght movie, a cartoon series and a MMO game. Bloody hell guys! Take a vacation!

Beginnings, a part of licd.com

Cya

Dragon Smell

Sometimes, I cant help but wonder. Wonder about the little things, things that come and go, that are one day there, and the next gone. Things like.. farts. There are there, all around you, then... they are gone. They come with either a loud boom or a tiny yelp, a smell that can kill, or no smell at all... and after just a brief visit, its gone. Never to be seen, smelled or heard from again.
Good bye smelly visitor, may your travels make it to others noses.

*wipe tear*

Dragonborn

I have now completed all the mayor quest in all the Skyrim parts, the original, Dawnguard, Heartfire and Dragonborn. In other words, I've taken over the land for both the Empire and the Stormcloaks (my personal favorites), I killed Alduin the Doombringer (he was a pussy), in the "vanilla".
In Dawnguard I've both become a vampire lord and then killed the king of vampire lords and taken over his position, and I've skipped becoming a vampire lord, and still killed the vampire king and all the others too for the group called Dawnguard.
I've built all 3 houses in Heartfire and married at this point a few of the avalible women across the map, but I still haven't married a man thou, so guess I still got that to do.
And in Dragonborn, I killed Miraak, the ancient dragonborn that was working for the Wretched Abyss, Hermaeus Mora, the Deadric Prince (god) of Knowledge and Fate. He was less then a pussy, and much more fun of a fight.

I've also brought two different "guilds" back to their days of glory, the Dark Brotherhood, a guild of assassins that meant, that in order to bring them back to their glory, I got to kill the Emperor of Tamriel. Which is so cool its silly!
And the Thieves Guild. Now I haven't actualy brought them back to glory yet... couse I still haven't gone back after the last quest to simply talk to them, which would then activate the achievement that Steam has... but its as good as fixed. Jsut waiting for a quest to actually bring me to, or very close, to the town called Riften and I'll get that sorted too.

Now after doing all these things, you'd expect me to start playing a new game huh? Start seeing new screen shots on sundays? Well HA! You wont, couse there is still alot to do in that game, and I still love to play it.
And there is so many mods, both aesthetic ones and fully voiced quests and even whole new lands with multiple hours of quest and new weapons, armours and sights to see. So many mods I want to try.

But if you truely are sick and tierd of the Skyrim screen shots.. let me know, and I'll start giving you others to feast your eyes on. Just leave a comment, and consider it done.

Cya

*update, I hate this keyboard, space bar is shit.

Helping the Dead

So I was trekking through the lands of Skyrim the other day, going on foot instead of "quick travel" to a far away location, a location that would start the end of the current conflict between the rebelious Stormcloaks, the native nords of the land, and the other side, the imperials of Tamriel.
As I was on proud nord woman (with a very nice butt), I ofcourse was siding with the rebels, and thus, my location, was a stormcloak outpost.

But when you trek across the country like that, you are never gonna go in a straight line, and you are never not gonna stop when you find something interesting... I found something interesting.

Ancient Protector

An old warrior, holding his station in a crypt, kindly told me that I should probebly stay away from that place, as a horrible evil was growing inside, an evil he himslef had become to weak to fight, and all he could do anymore, was delay the evil spirit from gathering his final strenghts and thus, release himself upon the world.

Being a hero, I offered to aid him put an end to this evil, for which he was grateful.

So off I went to find 3 chalice's filled with the evil ones own blood. I then poured its contents in a ritual bowl and sat myself down on his own throne. You can imagen he got pretty pissed about that, and came out of tomb a bit early.

I then proceeded to kick his ass! With lightning from my tiny hands!
Unfortunatly, he had lighting in his hands too... and lighting doesn't only hurt, but also drains the stuff lighting needs to work, namely, magicka (mana). So I had to play a bit of hide and seek while my magicka regenerated from time to time.

But he is now dead, and the old warrior can finaly have the rest he so well deserves. And I got the evil ones helmet... a cool mask I will never ever use, as its heavy armour, and my little hero... wears light.

Oh well... maybe a follower will be happy to have it.

Cya

Idiot Feminists

I'm gonna get a bit political on you now, not overly ofcourse, couse who's got time for that these days? But I will be digging myself a possible hole by adressing a specific issue I am growing more and more angry at in todays Sweden. A thing that has become a political and social thing, to such an extreme lenght, that I belive, it might just ruin all our lives unless we do something about it.

So what the hell are you talking about Daniel? Just say it already!!

I will... now.

Todays, swedish, feminists... are fuckin assholes! And I hate them! And before you go on a murder spree in

your quest to find me, let me first tell you, that normal feminists, I like.

But the feminists that are heard all over media, tv and news papers and the internet, in this country these days, are not feminists, and anyone who says otherwise, are idiots that have been fooled by all the shit they say.

So what is a feminist? Well as far as I know, and I do belive I might be right here, is that a feminist wants women to have the same rights as men. Basicly, same pay for the same job, have the same job (not the EXACT same job, couse no job can have 2 people doing it, but say being a council member of a company just as men can be), that both women and men should be parents so be given the same amount of parent leave.

Thats basicly what feminist wants. Equality. Same for no matter what sex you are currently walking around with.

But the feminists of todays Sweden, the ones you hear anyway, have gone beyond equality, and gone to hatred for men. Pure and simple. Men are worthless and should be beneath women, couse its the women that give birth or what ever they claim is the reason they are superior.

This is not alright. Not for a mile. So why are they doing it? Have they been oppressed for millions of years? Well, sometimes yes, but mostly, women have been the sole focus of men, and not just to get to their pussies mind you, but for their company, for their ability to bare children and thus a family, and for their warmth and comfort.

I'll bet you a dollar, that most of the time the human race have been around, women have been at the top of pretty much everything.

Yes, men have usual been the dominant part of any society when viewed from the outside. But you have to take into account, that men, by default, by genetics and dna, have been the physicly stronger part of the man and woman equation. So they automaticly became the hunters and runners and warriors. Many many women were also hunters, runners and warriors. But usually, the men wanted the women to be at home to do what genetics and dna have made them better at, to take care of the family and their home, aswell as protecting them from the horrors of the hunt and what ever war was waging at what ever time.

See what I wrote there? Protect... the men wanted to protect them. If you who are reading this is a man, ask yourself, if you hade to go to war, no matter against who or for what reason, just had to go to war. Wouldn't you rather have the women stay home? For the purpose to protect them, and that they are (usually anyway) better at caring for your children? (also imagen you have kids if you dont)

Now I dont care what you answered, couse thats not the idea of this shit here. (and yes, I do belive women are also good warriors and should, as they are, be allowed to become soldiers, now shut up and keep reading) But I do belive, most men would say that they would like the women to stay home.

And yes, I know that hunting is not an issue anymore, but you got to also know, unless you are a total idiot that never look at science news, that mankind, men AND women, are basicly still cavemen, we have just evolved our surrounding world. We as a species haven't evolved with it. So in a way, hunting runing and going to war, is still a viable thing to say, even thou we rarely actually hunt, except for bargin prices at some clothing store... which I might add, women are better at too :P

So why am I bringing this up? Well, I was watching the news today, where they were saying that a new bill needed to be passed as soon as possible. A bill that would make it illegal to have less then 40% of a company's board members not being female.

I doubt jailtime would be given, but probebly a fee would have to be payed I guess.

But a law saying that 4 our of 10 board members HAVE to be women? Now I dont mind that 40% should be women... I dont, I realy dont.

BUT! But shouldn't it be, that the PERSON who is best suited for the job, should get it? No matter their gender? Lets say this bill gets trough. In a year or two, its against the law to have less then 40% of your board members not being female. So Company A hires 4 new women to become proud members of their company's 10 man board. YEY! Or... yey? What if these women suck at their job? What if they cant hack it? And they are still the best they could get? Should a law then be the reason the company might loose business? That they might go ”belly up”?

I for one, hate the very fact that they want this kind of bill to be passed. ”Company A” should hire the best people for the job, not the ”best gender”. If they manage to find women who are best for the job, enough to fill the 40% quota, then thats the real ”yey”, thats the real good thing. But if they cant, oh well, guess they will have to fill those seats with those bad and horrible humans known as men...

Now before I get mailbombs in my fax machine...

Cya

Fuckin Move

Fuckin pedestrians!!! I hate pedestrians!!! Move you idiots!!!1!1!!!11!11
Okay, not realy, they are fine. But when I'm on my bike, I hate them, couse they alwyas walk side by side, in the middle of the fuckin road!!

Usualy this is not an issue, couse I can just use my bell that is attached to my handlebar... if I had one... you see, it broke in the nasty fall I had a few months ago, and now, it has fallen off... and for some unknown reason, the pedestrians seem to know, and thus are annoying me on purpose, by walking in the shittiest places imaginable on every goddamn sidewalk, the whole freakin way to work.

Can you hear me now?

Today, 3 places to work was "walled" with young people who were mostly looking at their phones and a few mothers with strollers.
On the way home, a "gang" of youngsters with bikes that they were walking with took up an entire street, not just a sidewalk this time, aswell as some old fuckers that seem to have forgoten to put on their glasses when going out for a stroll.

I need a new bell for my bike... so I can warn these fuckers ahead of time, that I am coming... couse if I say anything, sound like a bell or simple yell... they dont give a flying fuck.

Assholes!!!

Is it legal to kill pedestrians?

Cya

Celebration Screenie

Today is my 36th birthday! *fireworks*

So to celebrate that in here... I give you!

Nice cake... can I go now?

Thats my newest girl, well second newest after the total reinstallation of the game and mods, sitting infront of a sweetroll in honor of my birthday!
She doesn't look overly happy about it thou does she? I told her she should wear her best clothing for the photo, but she didn't want to listen, she even refused to take off her hood. (I'm guessing she had a bad hair day, you know these nords and their temper)

Anyway, its taken in Hjerim, a place I call home in the city of Windhelm, seat of the High King. But we'll see how long that goes for... I might just abandon that place to the winds when, or if, I buy some land in Falkreath Hold and just build me a steading.
And you all know what that looks like ;)

Well.. I'm off to prep the last little things, before my guests arrive... and no, its not a giant party, just some family.

Cya

Idiot Fuckers

So I mentioned on my facebook page a few days ago, that I got woken up on wensday morning by my phone ringing a whole 2 hours before it was suppose too... meaning, it wasn't the wake up alarm, it was a call.

I remember a womans voice on the other end saying; We are looking for witnesses. To which my brain made me wake up as I thought it was the police that needed help with something, that something might have happened in my neighbourhood and who knows.. I might have been able to help. So I wanted to be fully awake for that ofcourse... that is, until i heard the woman ask me a very specific question.

"Do you know about the bible?"

Yes... I know about the bible... its awesome, it has murders, mass murders, orgies, sex (even cum on the floor), incest, hatred, magic, wars and what not... its an awesome book! The ultimate fantasy book!!
But I wasn't awake enough to have THAT conversation with the woman... so I just figured she must be working undercover for the devil... and told her to fuck off. In a nicer tone thou.

The Jehovas Witnesses has gone to a new low.. instead of going from door to door, which I hoped I wouldn't have to deal with since we have a new system at the port/doorway/gate thingy, which doesn't allow people to enter unless they live there and have the right "tool"... so what do they do?
They call people... the nerve of these fuckin religious assholes!!!

I need to start answering my phone in a different way, something like; Hello you've reach The Demon Lovers Basement, how may I help you? Or: Grettings mortal, how may the children of the Dark Lord assist you this day? Or: (in a broken indian dialect) Hello mr or mrs strange person, you have reached the phone of Dog the Bounty Hunters secondary facilities in India, we are currently busy chasing bandits that has stolen our shipment of curry spice and can not, at this time take on your case, please have a good day or night. *click*

All thou.. the last version would mean I'd have to hang up on everyone... so maybe not that one.

But seriously thou, why do they do this shit? I know we have freedom of religion in this country, but that also means we have freedom FROM religion if we so choose.. and doesn't that mean you shouldn't be trying to gain new followers via phone calls at the early hours of the freakin morning???

Fuck it... here's a picture of something religious.

Until next time...

Cya

Brutal Death

Time for some brutal, wild and savage images!!! Well one atleast. Lets get to it right away, and get to the boring combination of words later! Fuck yea!!!

Dont worrry, its not me getting mauled by a werewolf... I am the werewolf! Mauling and killing a stupid, ignorant and annoying Dawnguard who still thinks I'm a vampire... or maybe they are just out for my blood for once being a vampire... who knows.

Yes, I was a vampire once... but as soon as I got my vampire achievment, I got myself cured, couse in the long run, its more fun, and less annoying, to be a werewolf.
Why its less annoying? Well as a vampire, each time you go out into the sun, the game kind of twists and blurs the screen to tell you that your vampire blood is boiling from the sun, and after a few days of not feeding, you become hated and feared, and you have to constantly find new people to feed on, and so on and so on... But as a werewolf, you just change into that "thing up there", when ever you want, maul and claw your enemies and eat their hearts (if thats your thing (and if you want to increase your strenghts and abilities)).

Besides... you look fuckin awesome as a werewolf!

On other Skyrim related news, I got a mod where I can wear a lantern around my waist. A true blessing in certain areas where the lighting is so low, you constantly walk into walls and fall down holes. I can make 3 different kinds, but so far, only figured out how to make 2 of em. And the image here, shows the 2 I can make, and also a camparison in the middle, showing just how little light I get in just a dark room.

Anyway... I guess that should be enough for this sundays edition of screen shot show and tell...

Cya