torsdag 31 december 2015

Last Day

It is the very last day of the year. Tomorrow, we have to remember to write a 6 at the end of the year instead of a 5... something that will take roughly 2-4 months to master.
So today, it's all about the party of sending off the year 2015 in to oblivion, and welcoming the newly born year 2016. Celebrate it with friends, family and loved ones. Good food, alcohol and fireworks. Just don't try and drink too much alcohol before using the fireworks... that's how you loose something you might need in the future.
Some have to work over midnight thou, so have some respect for them... they would probably want to be drunk and with friends just like you, so have a heart if you catch a bus or something.


Alot of people also do something realy stupid every new years eve... they make a new years resolution. A promise that they will do this and that and what not. If you are one of them, and your resolution is rather grand, like loosing weight or stop smoking or something of the sort, don't tell anyone.
I mean it, do not tell ANYONE, of this resolution. Why? Well the human brain is a little stupid, that if you want to do something big, and you tell people about it, they generally say something like: Good for you! That a girl/boy! I believe in you!
And when you hear that, you get a form saticfation, that tricks your brain to believe that it has already achieved your goal, and thus, you'll far more likely fail than succeed in your endevour. So if you want to make a new years eve resolution, and you want to tell people about it, tell them either after the fact, as in after you have reached your goal. Or tell them, but keep the resolution low and simple... like mine. My official resolution is this: I promice to pee once per day or when ever the need arises. Simple.

Anyway, I hope your 2016 will be better than this year has been. That you get to have fun, feel loved and here's a tip, dance every now and then for no reason what so ever. It's alot more fun than it sounds, and it will make you happy (if for but a moment).

Cya

söndag 27 december 2015

Fat Man Stupidity

It's sunday! And that means, gaming stuff!! Aren't you happy? Isn't it like there was something missing on Christmas, and now, that dark deep hole in your body is filling up? I knew it, no worries, I have what needs to fill that horrible emptiness.

A Fallout 4 video of my won creation!

Watch how I take a serum to a super mutant scientist, a holotape to a Brotherhood of Steel woman, and report my findings to the Elder of the Brotherhood. But also, help a robot get his hands on another robot, and how much that first robot annoy the shit out me by not understanding that we need to sneak and that the mini nukes from one of the enemies Fat Man weapon, can be rather dangerous. Even my dog gets it!

But as I know some, or perhaps even most of you, won't watch the video, I'll ofcourse add some traditional screen shots for you to enjoy as well.

This place needs a maid. And some dynamite.

I'm so glad this brahmin is dead, cause I'd hate to have eyes like that.
Cya

lördag 26 december 2015

Finally Over

Christmas is finally over! No more stress over gifts, food and traffic. No more decorations and lights and dying trees in our homes. Even thou some people won't take down their decorations for months (assholes).

But now, another kind of decorations will likely happen... New Years decorations. After that, Valentines decorations, and then Easter Eggs as far as the eye can see. Guess that whole decorations thing will just keep poping up, and in a way, even when there is nothing to celebrate, we decorate anyway, just with things we consider ordinary. Cause we like to decorate our homes. We decorate them with flowers, paintings, photographs of kids and relatives and pets, we put up colourful curtains and porcelain figurines. We decorate with our collections of books, movies and music records.
So in a way, we always have decorations dispayed in our homes. We just forgot that they are indeed decorations in a form of celebration.

So can I truely blame all the Christmas decorations? Not realy, but I still don't like them all that much, specially when previously stated assholes refuse to take em down for months. Once, I saw someone have a bunch of Christmas specific decorations on their balcony well in to the month of May. One and only time so far, that I wished it could be seen as pests, and I were allowed to use a flamethrower to end it all for them. You know, as a civil service.

But enough gibbering, I don't like Christmas decorations after Christmas Day. If you still have them up half way through January, for the love of the gods! Take em down!!

Cya

måndag 21 december 2015

Institute Hours

Bit late in the evening now for the sunday edition, but there is a rather good reason for this. You see, I wanted to have part 16 of my Fallout 4 game play video out before I posted this, and I started uploading it at noon today... and when it hade still not uploaded after I came home from work, and not even after 11 hours. I stopped it all, closed down the window and upload, and rebooted my computer, cause that had to be done anyway for a different reason.

Well guess what... after I got back online, I tried to upload it again, and 30 minutes later, it was done.
Stupid YouTube.

Anyway, here it is.

And as usual, here are a few screenies for those that have no wish to see the one hour and nine minute long adventure of Me vs. The Institute.

Even in the wasteland, you got to stay buff.

Guess this old lady was lonely at the end... poor girl. At least she had tea.

Strange lights in the distance... or just a massive radiation cloud. I went to find out.
Cya

söndag 13 december 2015

Sick Weekend

One hell of a forrest cottage.
Not much gaming has been conducted during the weekend. Two reasons for this, first, I have been sick, started on tuesday actually, but didn't realize it fully until the day after. But the sickness did not leave me be when I then traveled to my father in Gothenburg on the friday. Night to saturday I woke up after two hours of sleep drenched in sweat and the night to sunday, it was a very nasty and violent cough that woke me up at around five in the freakin morning.
Second reason... well, I was in Gothenburg you numbnut!

The White Tree
Anyway, I was there to celebrate a bit of Christmas with dear old dad and the other parts of my family down there. It was lovely, lots of pictures of their cats and my nephew of 7 months. As well as some pictures of snowmen made of fake snow.

But as this is a sunday, I kind of "have to" add some gaming news right? Well I do have some. During the week, I uploaded three new episodes of my adventures in The Commonwealth, aka Fallout 4.
The 13th episode, along with the 14th and 15th, can be found here.

I hope you guys enoy them as much as I did making them. If you don't, try not to watch them :P

Cya

tisdag 8 december 2015

Good Day Turned Bad

I started today having a great day. Woke up well, had a good morning, YouTube was a bit on the fritz, but it never bothered me. I went in to town to get the final Christmas gifts, had a talk with a seller of phones and what not, and managed to waste his time for about 10 minutes before he realized, that he couldn't sell me shit. I liked that.

Came to work a bit earlier than usual, about 15 minutes or so. Shortly after my normal hours started, the mother and sister of my "boss" showed up, nice people, stayed awhile too. But it was after they left, that life for me, went down the shitter.

Now I'll try and give you all the details as best I can, but I might forget something, so if you have any questions, go ahead and ask.
I was about to start the food part of my job, when he made a face like you do when you come across something truly foul and said I needed a pill. At first I was a little like: Uhh what? Then he had the balls to tell me that I stank, of smoke. Now I do smoke, pipe tobacco (which most people actually like the smell off, unlike cigarette smoke), so I knew that I smelled of it. But I hadn't had a smoke in about 2-2½ hours, and yet he complained. Now to make all this make sence as to why I hate the fucker for this, is that he has done this before, but at even longer times between my smokes, once, he did it at the end of my shift... when I hadn't smoked in over 6 hours.
But he has ALWAYS managed to complain about it when it has been hours since I've had a smoke, yet he has never ever complained when I have gone out after dinner to have a smoke (which happenes every now and then, but far from every day), and should realy reek of it when I meet and talk to him 5 minutes later... at moments like that, he hasn't noticed shit.

I put that out of my mind, and continue my job.
Later, after I have eaten myself, I realized that I was not needed for at the very least, another half hour, so I lay myself on the couch in the living room, knowing that he will come there when it's time for late evening stuff.
I am somewhere between the waking world, and the dream world, but I hear how he comes out to the living room, and when his hand is removed from the joystick to his electric wheelchair, I get up and start doing the things I know that I am supposed to do.
That is when I get a question that I hear differently than what he actually says.
He asks: Why did you sleep?
I don't get what he is saying, as I clearly was awake enough to actually do my job when it was needed. I didn't miss anything. But I told him that I felt a bit tired so I had a rest.
He then asks this, word for word: Do you want to quit?
As in the job, he asks if I want to quit my job. But that is not what I hear. The tone in his voice, the expression in his face, tells me he is asking me: "I Want You To Quit!"
Then he has the balls to tell me that I should just sleep at night.
Now ofcourse I should sleep at night, but one doesn't simply ask the people that are trying to make a good life for him if they want to quit when they close their eyes for a few seconds.
If I had fallen asleep, a person who cares, would ask perhaps this: Why did you fall asleep? Something wrong? Can I help?
Not "Do you want to quit?"
What if I'm going through something realy bad at home? Maybe I've gotten bad news from my doctor? Maybe it's just that we as humans get a bit more tired during the winter and the days are mostly dark!

But to answer that question, yes, I do want to quit. Cause this isn't the first time he has asked me that question. this isn't the first time he has treated me and every other coworker of mine that has been with him for years, like utter shit.
One of the best assistants he has ever had, had to take sick leave for 2 months due to the shear stress he put her through, and after that, she quit.
I do not want to end up like her.
And I feel myself coming close to it.

I need a new job.

Cya

söndag 6 december 2015

11+12

11+12=23... but that is not what that title is about. As this is a sunday edition, it's about gaming, naturally. And it's about episode 11 plus 12 that I have uploaded to YouTube. And I'll be doing the same deal I did last week. Give you the link to them both, and a few screenies for those who just can't give a shit... which is most of you :P

So here is the link to episode 11. It's a link to the whole playlist, but it starts at episode 11, so if you want to skip content and just head to the next, it's at the bottom of the playlist. But be warned!!! Both of them, are just a little over 30 minutes long, and episode 12, doesn't even have single shot fired in it. It's completetly action-less. But it is still awesome as hell.

Anyway, here is some screen shots for you who don't have time for such bullshit like gaming videos.

Just a mother alien toy walking her baby alien toy in an abandoned house.

This mannequin got a harsh ending to his non-life.

What the hell did this teddybear do to deserve that?

As the bombs fell... someone was getting a spanking on the toilet.
Well you guys have fun with all of that.

Cya

fredag 4 december 2015

400 Chickens

This is one of those "wonderful" weeks. One day off from work, and then it's back to work 6 days in a row. Good thing I only work 5-6 hours per day, or I would have made someone change the schedual.

So what to do when I have an off day? Well I vacuumed the apartment, made me sneeze alot, cause not all the dust actually goes IN TO the vacuum cleaner. So that was fun.
I also wanted to go shopping and get food so I could make at the very least 3-4 lunchboxes for my upcoming 6 day work week, but wouldn't you know it. I'ts almost mid-december, and it's raining like we are in the amazons. And it has reached 8 above freezing too, so it's not that far off. One hell of an interesting winter I'd say.
But as luck would have it, my dear sister found out that I was in need of doing some shopping ,and came to pick me up, she was going anyway, so why not pick me up as well. She's a nice sister.
So now I have 2 kilo's of chicken in the freezer (well a few bits of it is not in the freezer), and a bag full of stuff to make my Chicken Stew á la Asia (with pineapple).

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Since it is drawing closer to Christmas, I also got some wild idea a few days before december 1st, to make short instagram videos of me "trying to find the Christmas Spirit". One every day until Christmas Day... gonna be interesting to see what I come up with. I know thou what I'm gonna do tomorrow, for today, I sang a Christmas song... ish.

Also.... this is blog post nr 400. Cheesus.

Anyway, have a wonderful friday... unless it's raining like here, in which case I wish you a dry friday.

Cya