söndag 27 april 2014

Wild Celestial Bright Object

WildStar, a cartoon-ish MMO, that I had the chanse to BETA test this weekend.
I tested it... for a few hours on the friday after I got home from the gym where I had taken a bit extra when I pumped that iron.
On the Saturday... I played for... zero hours... I think I'm starting to drop of the whole MMO scene. Its just not fun anymore.
Its meant to be a social thing, and my social abilities are no longer what kids social abilites are... in other words, dont want to troll, annoy or tell people I've fucked their mothers.

Had WildStar been a singel player game thou, with the same kind of mechanics, semi open world and the same combat system... I would be all over that shit! Cause its a rather fun little game with a boatload of humor. But its an MMO...

Anyway, here's what my sword slinging, rock skinned warrior looks like in action.

3 baddies at a time? Bring it!
That thing in the middle, the golden skull with the meter above its head, is like a rage meter... when its above the first indicator, I can do a special move, but if its full, I can do that special move longer... and its a killer.

When I was on the starter ship, doing little jobs to save it, like save a bunch of living veggies, killed a big robot and disarmed a bomb that had been placed inside a giant skeleton hanging from a roof, I also came cross that... a bunch of touch soldiers, standing at attention, listening to someone yell at them.. and beside them, was a balloon tied to a chair...
A colorful balloon, next to a bunch of touch soldiers. I found it funny.

Well thats it really... I wont be posting anymore from WildStar... as I wont be playing it anymore. And chanses are, I wont be posting anymore screen shots from any MMO's from now on, as it looks like I wont be playing any.
Should be interesting to see what else I come up with instead... who knows, I might have to change the sunday screen shots.. to pictures of my feet! :P

Cya

onsdag 23 april 2014

Murder Gym

Was watching the news today, and they were showing how they had unearthed an old king of ours, Erik the Holy, who had been given the statues of saint after his death.
This was done to give experts the opportunity to examine the body, too learn of a bunch of stuff.. like what kind of sicknesses the royalty in the 10th century might have had and so on.
Erik with his Crown
But what struck me as odd, was not the fact that he was dug up, or that they were going to examine his remain, or even that he had been given a saints statues.
No, it was the fact that they said he had been MURDERED!!!
He died on the field of battle, granted, due to the fact that he was king, they stuck him a few extra times with swords and spears and frying pans or what ever they had at their disposal, and then cut of his head. But it was war, and he was king, so when you are the enemy of said king, wouldn't you too make sure the fucker was dead?
So I say, he was killed in action, fell in combat, was a casualty of war. Not murdered.
What do you guys think? Was he murdered?

Anyway, had to cut my workout at the gym short today, I did not like that.
First, I had forgotten to bring a shirt, so I had to workout in my shirt I've had been wearing since this morning, so I figured, yea, I'll shower at home. Didn't want to have to remove a sweaty shirt, just to put it back on after a shower there.
Then when I started, my stomach reminded me, that it needed food... so working out with a hungry stomach, was not fun.. so I shortened it, to about half. Just did the main muscle groups on my legs, and instead of a set of 3, I only did 2, then home I went.

Anyway... the week is almost up.. again... where does the time go? Anyone got any plans the for weekend? (if anyone reads this that is :P )

Cya

söndag 20 april 2014

250!!!

Yes, you read the title of this entry correct! This is the 250th entry I am making on this blog.
I can hardly believe I've come this far, 250 entries, and probably 3 times as many pictures and screen shots too. Did you think I'd last this long? I sure didn't.

But here we are, at a milestone of the grandest kind! ... alright, maybe not "the grandest kind", but its still pretty freakin awesome if you ask me.

So how should I celebrate this milestone?
Been thinking about it all day, and so far, I cant come up with anything special.
So I'll just go deeper into what I am currently experiencing within The Elder Scrolls Online.

First off, when I started this game, I created a sorceress, a dark elf one with a nice rack (or as nice as the game would allow me), I wielded a staff in my hand and could summon lightning, demons and lay out a carpet of fire to kill my enemies.
I was happy, I was powerful, and I ruled the land.
But that got boring.

And as the game allows you to mix things up, I thought, why shouldn't I then do that?
So I started thinking, I am a sorceress, with the power of the storm, and demons as my allies. What else could I do? Should I wear heavy armour and go through the land as a rolling steam tank, knocking my enemies to the ground? Or maybe...


Yea thats right, I'm no longer wearing a robe and holding a stick. I am wearing leather armour and holding an axe in each hand.
I have become a rogue with magical powers!!!


Just being near me will hurt you, shock you out of your socks as you look upon my storm wrought body.


That Varakun Thrall is about to die, in the most shocking way possible, while I stab him in the face with a stone and steel axe.
And to make matters worse, I still have my flying demon behind me t o shoot more lightning into his bleeding heart.
That poor thrall, wont ever want to respawn after that.

To end this little update, and small celebration, all I can realy say is, its fun to be a rogue with magical powers. You should try it.

Cya

lördag 19 april 2014

Question Mark

For almost a year now, I've been single. I ended it with Isabelle of two and a half years, and today, I found something I didn't like.
I noticed this a long time ago, but until now, I didn't let it bother me. But it seems I just lied to myself.

This question is mainly for all the people I have as friends on facebook, but I guess it can be a general question too.
Lets see if I can explain this so it makes as much sense to you, as it does me, I've been misunderstood so many times here already, that I don’t want to make the same mistake again, so just bear with me here.

One of the reasons I broke up with Isabelle in the first place, was the fact that she told me she had no interest in making friends, or getting to know any of my friends, as she would never move to my town, and because they weren't her type of people, she may have said it slightly different then that, its difficult to remember this far down the road. But the essence of it, was that she showed no interest in my friends what so ever, even to the point, that she did what she could to not even allow me to go to any of their parties or other meetings.
She was just not interested. Period.
I, naturally, didn't like that. What kind of girlfriend don’t want to get to know their boyfriends friends? Or meet them? I tried to get to know her friends and meet them as often as I could, granted, when ever they went to some concert, I never joined, for two reasons, they cost money, and I am not a concert person, but everything else, I tried my best to be there.
Getting to know a loved ones friends, is to me, the ultimate way to really get to know the loved one as well, so why would anyone ever not want to do that?

Feels like I'm stalling the issue here... so lets get back on track.

What has now showed that I do care, is the fact, that a lot of my friends, even some family, still have her as friend on facebook.
Now normally, I don’t care who has who as friends on facebook, why would I? Its their friends, I do not care.
But what seems to actually bother me, is my friends and family, being friends with someone I used to be with, granted, for a long time, but that they never really knew in the first place, and that they never saw, and that she had no interest in knowing.

So the question is... why are they?
Why is she still friends with them if she never wanted to be anyway? She once told me, late in the relationship, that she had no friend in this town. Clearly, she was either lying to herself, or to me, as it now seems she did have friends here.
Or does she keep them, to keep an eye on me? Or is that just stupid paranoia? (I hope its stupid paranoia)

Anyway... keep her as a friend if you like, I will do what I can to not let it get to me.
But if you were just lazy and not remove her from the friends list... then for fuck sake...


Cya

söndag 13 april 2014

A Combat Comic

Witness my awesome power!!! For I am a Dumner Sorceress of unimaginable cosmic powers!








Ummm... yea.. *clear throat* ... Move along, move along, nothing to see here.

So I am now lvl 20, and I'm on a map called Deshaan, where its best to be around lvl 15 before going too, and as it looks, best to be around 25 before moving on.

Anyway, in the middle of it, you come across a camp site, that has been ravaged. And one of the pack animals that are suppose to pull various wagons and what not, has gone insane.
Normally, in a location such as that, that has the icon of a skull with crossed sword, you should always be a few players to kill it.
But I had an idea for this comic, and in my head atleast.. it played out better if I died from it. Hence why its there...

So whas it any funny? Or was it just me?

Cya

torsdag 10 april 2014

Punching Week

Its the end of the week!!! No stupid, its not sunday... its just thursday, thursday night to be precise. And that means, that its the end of my WORK WEEK... I'm not working tomorrow, or on saturday or sunday... so yey for me! More gaming, slacking, watching shit and what not! :P

And as its the end of the work week, I thought, it was time to wright something fun, or silly, or serious... and so far, I have nothing serious to wright about.
We shall see if I come up with anything.

To start the humor thou... I will give you a seriously stupid gif. Found on the 4chan.org site, under the "Adult Gifs" section. Its not very adult... but its still funny :)

A girl moshing her boobs together, and then someone adds Superman and Batman to the image that are punching them... for me... thats hilarious!!

Actually.. I do have a serious question for you. You all know about my sunday screen shot, right? Right! So I was wondering, would you like me to add something to it? Like more story of what is going on? Some lore perhaps that is in what ever game I'm playing (which right now is mostly ESO)? Or perhaps something else?
Give me your thoughts.

Oh, and can someone remind me tomorrow to call CMore and cancel my sub... the free year is now up, or close to it atleast.. and the fuckers have a 6 months long notice... and I fear, that even thou I got it by association when buying a TV with a channel package,I will keep having it until my sub is properly canceled, and thus, pay a shitload during that time (I am not good at remembering these things).
I like the channel package, cause I get channels like Animal Planet, Discovery Channel and my favorite, BBC Entertainment. So I'm not gonna cancel that, but the movie channels through CMore, I rarely watch. I sometimes check in on what porno is on, but I almost always get annoying by the bad acting, the annoying sounds and I never realy watch the shit anyway. And most movies I've seen by the time they get on channels anyway.

So I want to get that off, but as I said, gonna keep the other channels.
So remind me! :P

The image above, that has nothing, NOTHING, to do with the text next to it, is something I once wondered over when creating a new character in Skyrim... what if the soldiers could see you make all the changes?
*giggle*

Well I cant think of anything else... so.. umm.. yea.

Cya

söndag 6 april 2014

First Non Beta ESO Screenie

Yes, the game is finally here, Elder Scrolls Online, ESO. So I can finally give you a proper screenie of the game. Not just a beta screenie. A Real Screen Shot!

This will hurt you more then me...
Thats early in the game. Going to get a skull of some ancestor... the ghost of said ancestor thou, is in my way. Had to kill him. But why would he care right? He was already dead!

So far, its as fun as I thought it was in the beta, still a few buggy things, but thats to be expected in a brand new game.

And while I am wrighting this, I am still online in the game. :P

Cya

torsdag 3 april 2014

Mod Entry

She's happy too!
Tomorrow is the day, I hope, that I will be playing ESO again. And not just the beta, but the official release. Its gonna be great. And I do hope, that some of the more annoying bugs will have been fixed by then, specially the many many many quests that at the last beta, were bugged to such a degree, that they were impossible to finish.

But I'll see what they are like tomorrow, but not until after I've been to a meeting with work, and come home from the gym.

And until tomorrow, I'll just play some more Skyrim.
I still love that game, and I will NOT be quiting it, as its still one of THE best games (according to me) that has ever been made.

And as you all know by now, I mod it... sometimes, to an extreme.
Most of the mods are harmless, lore-friendly and just makes the game play a lot better. Like the mod called "Better Magic" that makes a spellcaster worth playing, as it improves how magic works... you still have to aim thou, so it can still be a pain to try and kill shit.
Some other mods thou.. are down right NSFW. And some, like armor mods, are NSFW-ish.

I have such a mod, a few actually, that makes the armors for female characters, simply put, look better and sexier.

These are some of them.


Those are some of the armors I can make. First, third and forth, are all "heavy armor", meant to help me take a bit more of a beating, while the others are "light armor", which means I should try and avoid getting hit.
The heavy armors are all in the game to start with, just changed to make em look that good. The light armors, are all "standalone" mods, meaning, they dont exist in the game normally.
The second one is called Armor of Seduction, and came with a different mod that allows you to create a different race, Succubus, but as I found I didn't like that race, I just made it for my seriously sexy Nord girl.

All in all, I think you can see a total of 7 mods, or 6 as one of them are a combo to another, on each of the images in the pic. Those are, body mod (with added pubic hair as I dont like clean shaved pussies), face mod, hair mod, armor mod, a ring that improves all the shit I make (difficult to see there thou) and lastly, the pose she has, is a separate mod all together.

An example of other mods I have, is one that automaticly un-equips the arrow quiver when ever I change weapons, as that isn't done from the start. The magic thing. One mod that removes the cloths from a specific ghost npc, becouse if I dont, well then the body mod I have, makes the game crash when the door opens to this ghost.
Also have a mod that makes all the npc's, excluding the guards, to run and hide when ever a dragon attacks, as they tend to die otherwise, making some quests, impossible to get or finish unless they do.
One mod makes me able to create crossbows, as the one and only in the game, is shit.
The last mod I'll mention, is one called "Alternate Start". This one removes the opening scene, and lets you start as something else, and you only hear a rumor of the attack you normally would have to sit through, and then choose to go investigate or not. If you dont, you never learn about your dragonborn powers, and you can just go about your shit, what ever that might be. And there is quite a few options, you can be a bandit, making bandits freindly towards you. A farmer with a farm somewhere, a vampire in some hidden place or just a hunter camped in the woods. And many many more options. Even one where you still start as normal.

Anyway.. I wont bore you any more, but the last thing I want to say... I am not quiting this game.
Its too awesome!!1!1!!!1

Cya

tisdag 1 april 2014

Fools and Tropics

Its April first today, the day all the news papers, tv station and what not, try and fool us with some bogus story. Some of them are good, well written and even belivable, some, not so much.

I remember a company here in Sweden, a tech-shop, had one year a thing for sale, on the first of April, that was a CD-Rewinder... to rewind your CD's... hilarious, and another year, they had a VHS cassette that allowed you to but in a dvd disc, to play the dvd in your VCR. Again, hilarious.

But my two favorites ever, is one made in Britian (I think) and one from good old Sweden.
The one from Britian, was a short documentary, showing people where spagetti came from. How they were grown on trees in Italy, and hand picked by the italians, dried in the sun, then packaged and sent world wide. Half the country belived it.
The second, was way, way back before color TV had become a thing here in Sweden, and the april fools joke, was that if you put a ladies stocking over the TV, you would get color tv. That one still cracks me up.

So far, the one in the local paper, was easy to spot. But unless you haven't seen it yet.. I wont tell.

Before I go to the next thing... I am gonna wish my ex-girlfriend a happy birthday, sorry we were such assholes to each other.

Right, so while waiting for ESO to come around, I wanted to really fuck around with Skyrim, and got the Tropical World mod. And if it hadn't been for the drop in frame rate, I would have kept it.
While in the desert areas, the frame rate was good, and mostly inside cities like Windhelm and Dragonreach. But when I went out to the marches, and dense forests.. the frame rate got so bad at times, I almost lost fights against one enemy as I couldn't aim worth a damn.

Anyway, here are some pics of how the world looked.

Whiterun has a sandstorm... didn't that used to be just rain?
A dense jungle.. where pine trees usually were.
Its been bad for the tundra... now its a giant beach instead.


All that brown and yellow, used to be ice, snow and realy freakin cold.

The marshes.... are still marshes... just with new foliage.








































































All my armor mods made more sense with a tropical landscape, as the all showed A LOT of skin, some even more then just skin... but due to the drop in fram rate... welll, I'll just try a more lore friendly mod later with a summer feel. I have grown tierd fo all that snow.

Cya