The Journey So Far

Its been 4 days since I got my cast and bandage on my arm. 4 days. Not a long time, I know. But during these 4 days, there are a few things I've learned, discovered and cursed at... and out of shear boredom, I will now share these things with you.

So on friday, I got this at the orthopedics, the backside has the plaster, under the long brown tape runing from my wrist and up, the rest is just bandages. Since it was just a fracture in the freakin elbow, I never needed a full cast, or surgery for that matter. The bones where damaged yes, and a bit broken, but the were in the right place, so no need to put a full cast on. And with just a fracture, I will loss this package on monday afternoon, and hopefully wont need more bandages or plaster. *crossing fingers*

But since my injury, I've had to learn how to do things with just one hand/arm. And the first obsticle I came across, was a simple thing like opening my phone. Now pushing the buttons was nothing, I already do that with one hand, but as its in a case that kind of look like a wallet, I'm used to working with 2 hands to open it. So making my first call after the accident... bit of a challenge to be honest. But to be fair.. I was in a lot of pain then... 2-3 minutes after the fact, was easier after, and even easier after the cast was on.

But lets head to "heavier" things... like putting on a pair of pants. Yea you heard me. PANTS! They are NOT meant for onehanded folk I tell ya. It was way harder then I thought, and even taking em off is a damn workout... well not realy, but still.
And speaking of taking em off. I usually wait a long time with going to the bathroom for "Nr 2", becouse I like the feeling of finally getting to drop that turd when its such a panic that you almost have to clench your buttocks with your hands to keep from shitting your pants.
But now... when I feel that I might need to go.. I GO! Couse pulling down the pants, even the sweatpants I walk around in these days, just takes to fuckin long.

Ofc you know about my gaming deal, so no need to go further into that... Can only work with my fingers, cant bend the wrist... you get the idea.

Lets move on to naked time... ye baby... nudity! Or taking a shower as everyone else calls it. Thats something too that needs time.. not the shower itself, but the damn prep work. You see, I'm not allowed to get the cast wet, since the plaster can be come undone and fall apart. So I have to make sure that doesn't happen... by packing my already packaged arm so its water prof. And let me tell ya... with just one hand, and noone to help you... thats fuckin hard. So water did leak in, but I kind of knew that would happen, so I only took a quick shower the first time... the one I had today thou was longer as I've bought plastic wrap.
But then the next problem comes... the itching. A minute before I was done in the shower, it started... and it took 2 hours to stop.. was driving me fuckin insane... so I might not shower anymore until I stink worse then a bonefire with tires and rotten corpses, surrounded buy 4 week old fruit. Then maybe.

So yea, not a picnic realy... but definitely an interesting experience... cant wait for it to be over thou :P

Cya

Limited Gaming

So I fucked up my arm... a fracture in my elbow.
This has severly limited my gaming, to the point that I now play games that allows me to only use a few buttons and the rest is done with the mouse.

So I've been mainly playing Path of Exile and Scarlet Blade. And just for fun, I'll show you a screenie of Scarlet Blade.

Roundhouse.. umm.. whip!

Low level Whipper there, pure dps and kind of fun. The game itself is kind of fun, but I think its main idea, is that its "raunchy" and very sexist. And I would agree to a hundred percent to that. The game is very much a guys game... or a "boys" game.

Just look at what my character is wearing for pete's sake!!!

That is not an outfit that is meant to attract female gamers, its meant for male gamers. All thou, I did find a girl gamer in the game... wierd indian goth girl. Atleast I think she was indian.. kind of looked like it.

But yea, a boys game never the less.

Cya

Crash!!!

Some of you may know by now... but I'll fill you in incase you dont, as well as give a few more details to those that right now know more then the clueless.

First off; I now know what its like to have only one arm... or close to it anyway. And by that I mean to be forced to use just one arm and its attached hand. And let me tell you... removing or putting on a pair of pants is damn difficult.

So a few hours ago, I was heading into town for a coffeé with a friend, and just before I was about to actually enter the main part of it, I had the misfortune to not use my brain and go way to fast (yet slower then usual) around a corner, downhill, that had new gravel on it, aswell as some cold rain.
My front tire didn't like that, and figured it would be a great idea to go to bed, resulting in me hitting the ground at high speed, and skidding me about 2-3 meters down the road before coming to a halt in a concrete wall.

My first thought was: I hope my phone works. And as I was about to reach for it, I realized that my left arm was hurting and being generally a bitch by not wanting to bend. Or turn. Or allow me to look closer at the wound I am now sporting in my left palm.
Not to mention my favorite pants are now ruined! But I cant realy blame my arm for that :P

So I called my friend and informed him about my accident, then work to tell em they would have to find someone to fill my spot as I had become useless... then I realized that the pain in my arm, and a little in my leg, was so bad I might not be able to walk home on my own, so I also called my half dad and asked if he could leave work for 30 minutes to help me home. He did, we love him.

So now I am home... and I'm still uselss.

Also... need to go to the store to fill up on some essentials.

Fuck...

Cya

Unlimited POWA!!

I am still playing Star Wars The Old Republic... I am that boring... but I find it fun. So there.
And this time around, I will share a sweet shot taken from inside the hardmode version of The Black Talon, and its optional boss fight, when I am releasing a torrent of purple lighting in the giant droids face!

Die motherfucker!!!

When playing, I normally look from behind the character.. but even thou that is also cool.. its almost better to see it from this angle, from the front. But if I were to look at myself like that all the time, I would do a very poor job at killing enemies, since I cant see what I'm shooting at, who we are suppose to attack, and might just draw some "aggro" and get my ass killed. But when its just one guy, a big ass boss... its okay to turn the camera around and sit in awe of your own awesomeness. :)

But the last 3 days thou, I've been playing a Jedi... imagen that, a good guy. On the republic side... where they are pussies and never harm a fly unless the fly tries to kill you. On the empire side, you kill people just for breathing to loudly in a concert hall where a death metal band plays and trying to make everyone deaf.

Cya

Smooth Weekend

If you look long enough on the interwebs, you'll eventually come across some gifs, and a few of these gifs, flow so perfectly and smooth, that you cant help but be mesmorized by them.
I've found a few of these, and incase you missed them, which is a big possibilty, I will now show them to you.
For no other reason, then they are fantastic.

Every last one of those, are, to me, absolutly fantastic.

Now then...

The week is over, and the weekend is now taking hold of us all. Mine will be of dogs, relatives and ofc, gaming. But we start with laundry... which I am currently doing. Always nice to have clean cloths, and now that the temperature is going slowly down (still above freezing thou), the newly washed cloths usually have an added bonus... they are warm :)

Later today, I'll be visiting a buddy to say hi to a new dog they are taking care of... some kind of small rat like thing. Atleast thats the impression I've gotten so far. Remains to be seen if the dog likes me... but then... so far, almost all dogs seem to love me, which is annoying since I'm also allergic to them :P

Tomorrow, there is a party at my aunts place. She has a birthday. No idea what age she'll be then, but lets pretend its 28... might make her happy, or atleast give a smile :P ... All thou, I think perhaps 38 would be better... as a 28 year old, you are still too much of a kid. What ever.
I'm sure the party will be good, less so if my sister shows up, but hey, nothing is ever perfect right?

Sunday, will be a slackers day, gaming and posting a screenie... so until then...

Cya

Early Weekly Screenie

The clock tells me its... 05:43, which officially makes this, the earliest sunday screen shot entry I have ever posted. And ofcourse, its going to be of SW ToR. And if you haven't figured out that acronym yet, shame one you! :P

I'll also tell you a bit more of my adventures in the galaxy far far away... but as always, first the screenie.

Rancor dead ahead captain! Shall I avert course and... what are you doing sir???

Location: Makeb
Level: 50-55
Requirments: Rise of The Hutt Cartel expansion.

The whole planet is breaking apart, couse the Hutts were morons and mined it to shit. But the shit they mined is, apparently, pretty sweet, something they refer to as; Isotop-5. Seems a tea spoon full of this shit, can power a whole star destroyer class spaceship. So pretty neat.

My job, is ofcourse, to get my hands on it. And I am doing that here on my Sith Sorcerer, a girl, that recently became a member on the Dark Council, meaning, I take orders from the emperor alone, everyone else, beside the other council members, takes their orders from me... or I shoot lighting from my fingers up their butt!

In the image, you can see I am level 54, but about an  hour later, I had reached the new peak, 55. So I got myself a few new toys, and started working on a new planet that has a bunch of simple daily missions I can do to keep myself from becoming to bored.

Other things I can do, is "hard mode" flashpoints. Flashpoints is the same deal as "Dungeons" in WoW. A specific area, with specific encounters and enemies and bosses. Never changing, just getting harder, from normal mode to hard mode. And inside these flashpoints, you meet the most wonderful people... and some, that seem to need a straightjacket and a few days with electro shock therapy. That little pic, was taken inside the flashpoint called: Battle For Ilum... an ice ball of a planet... she must have been cold.

I'll leave you with a pic of my face... I look freakin sweet.

What is that? A demon? An overgrown spider? What ever it is, get it away!!!!

It is now 06:01... wrighting posts takes fuckin time :P

Cya

Decaying Flowers and Rhythm

Streets filled with rotting corpses of the fallen.

Death and decay is the lands new color.

The sky turns darker and darker with the rain of sorrow pouring on the dead.

Life is over. Life is no more.

The hour of darkness is descending on us now.

Night is here.

While biking to work last night, I was meet by a stench so aweful, I actually had to cover my nose and mouth with my gloved hand, and try and filter the smell with some of the dirty leather. I would have thrown up otherwise... I hate this part of autumn... the decomposing leaves that litter the ground. But this smell, had an adition, no idea what, but it was NOT nice.

At work thou, it was good. Got payed to go to a live concert of a girl called Miss Li, and it was like watching a concert from the 70's and the flower power era. But in a good way, I wasn't sad about it, thats for sure.

Lets back up a bit, then to quickly speed our way to this very hour. Before work, I was asleep... no I'm not gonna talk about some wierd dream I had, couse I dont remember what that was all about. No I mean, I was asleep, until one hour before I had to go to work.

Fuck man, I had a good rhythm going. I went to bed around 2-3 at night, and got up at 9, sometimes sleep in to 10, perfect! It was perfect for my schedual, plenty of  time to do other things, things that usually are more fun with company, like gaming, or have plenty of time to go shop for what ever. But for reasons I still dont understand, even with a good schedual, with a good rhythm, my body, including the eyes and brain, thought it would be a better idea to be awake until 6 in the freakin morning this passed monday... and just like that... my fine and good and wonderful rhythm, was fucked up. 

And to top it off, I tried to get just 5 hours of sleep last night, that is, from wednsday to thursday. And trust me... 5 hours is just perfect for me, atleast when I'm active during the day, which I also planed to be. But NOOOOOO.. my stupid brain figured, naa, lets wake him up when his phone reminds him its 30 minutes left to go to work.

So yea, I woke up, in a panic, at 3 in the afternoon, had to be at work an hour later, meaning, I had 30 minutes to pee, brush, dress, make a lunchbox and then hop on the bike.

So today, I'm not going to bed!

Stupid brain.

Cya

(on a side note: this is the 200th blog entry)

Stormy Screenie

Bloody hell I've been active here this passed week. A shitload of entries. I blame that for forgeting to post this yesterday. *innocent face and cute flirty eyes*

Well I'm still playing Star Wars The Old Republic, and I love it... cant belive I quit this game, its awesome!!! Well so far anyway... been hammering down on my very evil Chiss Sorcerer for the passed few weeks, and she has just gained the much anticipated 50+ level... granted, so far only +1... you do the math.

Unlimited.... POWAAAA!!!

I like riding into a bunch of enemies (three in this screen shot), and then just unleash the lighting storm and kill every last motherfucker of em :)

Might seem harsh, but they are good guys, so fuck em... right?

Cya

The Mists of Hovdestalund

Tonight, I went with Stolpe, an old friend, to Hovdestalund Cemetery.

It was magical there... pure magic. The weather was changing, so the mist was rolling in, and just made it so much better, and after we placed a candle each in memory of our beloved dead, we took a walk with a beer and took some, less, good photos with our cellphone cameras.

When taking photos with the flash... the mist took over the image completetly.

PS: Its fuckin hell to arange photos on this blog... HELL I TELL YA!!!

Cya

Hammer Boots and Boobs

Just came home from watching Thor: The Dark World. It was fantastic! The scenery, the acting, the story... all of it, fan-freakin-tastic! I loved every second of it. I was with my brother and his father, only "half" to me, but I love him never the less. And we didn't watch it in 3D, since I tend to get sore eyes from fast scenes, and I dont think I see it otherwise as "everyone" else does... couse I dont see the big idea... no spears, hands or what ever "coming out of the screen"... just a tiny bit perhaps, snow fall and rain is very nice in 3D.. but thats pretty much it. Anyway... if you haven't seen it, please do, or see the first Thor if you haven't done that yet, as this one is a perfect follow up. Becouse, some conversations, will be easier to follow, if you also after the first Thor, watch the movie Avengers, it will be even easier to follow... as that story takes place after the first Thor, but before the second. And if you watch it at the theaters, make sure you stay until the very end... I mean through ALL the end credits.

I bought a pair of new boots, and they arrived this wensday!! I'm so happy!!! So happy I already got a blister on my right heel :D
Its gonna take awhile to get them comfortable and fit perfectly, I do know a trick or two to speed this process up a bit, but if I do, my feet are gonna be very very cold.. as the weather is growing the same, it is officially winter you know, all thou, the weather has yet to realise this. It rains of and on, and its 10 degrees above zero every day. I love it, dont get me wrong, but last year, at this time, we had a shitload of snow, so you can say I'm out of practice with "good weather" at this time of the year.
Anyway, I bought them for the only reason that, I wanted a pair of shoes that would hold me dry and warm for the next 5-10 years, instead of a pair of "normal" ones that hopefully would last me through the winter. So 350 bucks for the winter, of 650 bucks for the next 5 years. Easy chose realy.

Nothing realy new has happened since last you heard from me... or read my words here... so I'll just leave you with a funny thought I had a few nights ago.
Its about boobs. I like boobs. I realy like boobs. And I think, without exaggerating, that all of human race likes boobs. I like them right now for a few simple reasons. They are soft, warm, jiggly and wonderful to "play" with. But I alos love them for the amazing thing it does to small newborn children. Be they big or small, hanging or pointy, they feed us when we are young, and not only do they give nutrients for further growth and continued survival in this harsh and cruel world, but they also give you other things you desperatly need as a child... they give you protection in the form of white bloodcells. And during the first few days after giving birth, a pair of boobs will give a newborn something called immunoglobulin A that lines the inside of the newborns intestines to stop bacteria from entering the body where it doesn't belong... the bad bacteria that is. this immunoglobulin A also helps protect the baby from getting food allergies... not always working thou, but most of the time, it does.
For these reasons alone, all men and women all over the world, should, and probebly do, love boobs. Straight, gay, bi, no matter, we all love boobs. They helped all of us survive a little better, in a world that is constantly trying to kill us... but thats a discution for another time.
So now you know why that wierd, and slightly "NSFW" gif was added.. it was also added.. couse ... jiggly!!

Cya