söndag 27 juli 2014

Universeum Visit

Since I haven't been playing any games, what so ever, since this past wendsday, I'm not going to give you the usual sunday screen shot chinanigans, but instead, show you what I saw, in part, yesterday while in Gothenburg.

Me, my dad and his wife went to a place called... Universeum!


A place where you learn a shitload of our animals, both local... and long dead ones.


We saw some fish, that can be found in Swedish waters... But dont ask me what kind those are, cause I dont have that good of a memory :P But I bet those buggers (in the pic above that is) are all yummy when on my plate.


A green lizard thingy found normally in the rainforrest, that was a complete A-hole, casue he refused to move unless you weren't looking :P


Also located Nemo and his dad Marlin... a few of their friends where around too, and after watching the movie, I'm glad to see they are still safe and sound.. but it seems Dori has gotten lost again, cause she was nowhere to be found.


That bird.... were no more then 5 inches away from us, and I have never seen such a red/pink bird before. It kind of look like a gay Kiwi. But we liked him no matter what way he swung.


We found more birds.. this one had a beak that was almost bigger then the rest of him... guess it gives him a leg up at arguing?


There were also some monkey around... that didn't give two shits about the visitors and their cameras, they were on their lunch break you see, and I know from personal experience, that when lunch is served, everything else is zoned out.


The last thing we saw, were animals I really really hope are dead. The dinosaurs! The moved, made noices and had feathers on thier heads and tails and some had most of their bodies covered... I think they were gay too.
HA!

Anyway, before we left, we visited the shop, and I went away with a gift for my niece.

Cya

onsdag 23 juli 2014

Magic Train

Found something on one of the many humor sites I frequent today. A thought that made me think about it for the following 5 minutes. And for fun, I'd thought that maybe I should tell you all about what went through my head for those five minutes.
The thought was; What if magic exists, but no one has mana?
In virtually every game in the world, excluding Guild Wars 2, that has magic in it, you also have a "mana bar", an indicator letting you know how much mana you have, and if there is no mana in it, you cant cast spells like fireballs or make someone all of the sudden freeze in place.
So what if magic does exist in our world, its all around us, and anyone could cast fireballs or conjure water or make a golum of ice appear at will, but the element that is lacking, is mana?
The earth, and the surounding area, has magic, but there is no element that we could call mana anywhere near us, and becouse of that, we are unable to access magic.
I wonder what would happen if we did find an element like mana, and we could all of the sudden use magic...

Anyway, going to Gothenburg tomorrow, see my old man, aka Dad. The ticket for departure arrived as a text messege on my phone exactly 24 hours before I am to leave. and then I just have to show that text to the conductor on the train.
Already started packing for the journey, but haven't put it in the bag yet, as I will need the bag later tonight. Why? Well I wont have time to go to the gym tomorrow, so I will be doing my thursday legday tonight instead. And then my normal routine on friday in Gothenburg, as my gym also has a place there. Win!

I'm expecting a good weekend, and a good end to the vacation. Cause on monday, its back to normal routines. 'Bout freakin time too.

Cya

söndag 20 juli 2014

Wedding Bells

Relax.. I'm not getting married!!!... I already did that yesterday.. in Skyrim :P
Something occured to me yesterday as I was returning home from some adventuring in and around Skyrim, that the house I had built, where my old Housecarl, now Steward, lived, as well as my adopted son lived, needed more of a home-y feel to it.
It was a complete house, with everything a family could ever need. A room for the kids, a proper kitchen and someone to protect them while their mother was out in the world, becoming famous for all the blood she spilt.
So I thought, now would be an excelent time to marry that honey I've been keeping my eye on for so long.
With no other thought, I put on the Amulet of Mara, and went to Whiterun in search for Ysolde, the fair maiden who's dreams were to become a merchant, but so far, only had the unfortune position to be allowed to sell flowers from a basket.
Two days after she had said yes, we were married before a priest of Mara in the Temple of Mara in Riften. Now my son has a second mother, and my beloved wife has set up a shop as well.
Everyones dreams have come true... now I just have to make sure I dont die from the dragons I, myself, have beefed up and more then likely can kill me dead faster then I can press the pause button to get a healing potion.
Anyway... the marriage allowed me to get a look at the new design of the wedding dress. I knew that one of my clothing mods had changed it, but I didn't know how as I hadn't looked at ALL the screen shots of EVERY piece of clothing. And I think you'll agree that the new one... looks freakin hot.

 To the left is the old design, worn by some old hag that dont look overly happy about the prospect of being wed. And to the right, is me, in the new design of the wedding dress. Its all white now, no silly red coat. And it shows the elusive yet highly sought underboob, lots of legs and naked shoulders.
To complete the dress, I wore a pair of Fur Lined Boots, the Amulet of Mara and a circlet made of copper with Sapphires as the adorning jewels.
Ysolde how ever, just wore her usual clothing she had when I asked her to be my wife... that little bitch :P

Anyway.. not much of a screen shot today, but a wee little story instead.

Cya

torsdag 17 juli 2014

Vacation, Brain Not Working

Still on vacation! Its sunny, its warm, its sweaty. Its not winter, and so far, not a single bite from a mosquito.
And yes, I never posted a sunday screen shot last sunday, and you wanna know why? Cause I didn't feel like it... no I'm kidding ofcourse, I forgot, and when I figured out that I had forgotten it, I didn't care. I figured that if I forgot, then to hell with it, its vacation, its allowed!
So no, you aren't getting one today.
Today, you are all dogs that wanted a screen shot, and I'm the dog that posts screen shots.

So far thou, I haven't done much during my vacation. Rearragned my livingroom... thats pretty much it. And its only now that the sun and heat has started coming back, so I will soon start going to the beach and get some sun and swim in what ever lake I happen to find myself at.
But even thou I am not going to work for 2 weeks, I still go to the gym, so dont worry about that, just that I now go a little later in the day.
And just because its so freakin awesome, I'm still increasing every day. More weights, or heavier weights. And I think that is seriously cool, and if you dont... look at the dog gif again.

Who else has vacation? Give me a call or give me a hint so I can give you a call... I'd hate to be bored the rest of these weeks.
Anyway... umm...

Cya


torsdag 10 juli 2014

Vacation

About 16 minutes ago... *checks the clock* ... my vacation started!!! Well, officially, my vacation is not until Monday, but from now and til Monday the 28th, I got no work to go to.
Its going to be wonderful. And I am planing on seeing alot of friends, whether they like it or not!! :P And if every day is like these past few days... I am going swimming every day too. In our beautiful, brown lake. Its gonna be awesome! I hope...

Already have plans for tomorrow. Gym first, thats importaint. Then I'm going out to dig up a few plants of raspberries I found by the road on the way to and from the gym, and then try to make em live and thrive here in my home. *fingers crossed*

Beyond that.. I imagen I will be doing alot of gaming too... maybe not much co-op gaming like these cats, but yes, alot of gaming.
But what kind of screen shots you can expect how ever, is still unknown. I'm guessing you guys are getting tierd of just seeing my antics from the world of Skyrim, so I'll do what I can to give you something else. But no more Truck Simulator screenies.. cause that is just boring as shit... I imagen.

Last on the list thou, for my vacation plans.. is my dad. Going to see him on my last weekend. Gonna be great, say hi to his wife and cats. Hopefully, the allergy pills I'm going to get, will work just fine... or its gonna be four days of hell.

Anyway, if you wanna hook up, let me know.

Cya

söndag 6 juli 2014

Screenie Freak-Out

Was down in some cave looking for a lost husband. His wife thought he had run off with some pleasure girl or the likes to some other city or even country. So helpful as I am, I volenteered to go find him or find out what happened to him... Spoiler Alert! Bandits had killed him.

But this is one of the tunnels I was in...


When your screen looks like that.. its time for a reboot of the game... I wouldn't even know if I had an enemy infront of me, a wall or even a drop of a thousand feet.

This is what it looked like after I saved, exited and then started the game up again.


Ah good... I could have just kept walking forward... *whipes sweat from brow*

Dont you just love when the game goes fuck-it on you?
I did start a new girl thou yesterday... got bored with my overly powerful and somewhat cheaty character that is in the picture now, killing enemies in one hit is only fun to a point.

Cya


lördag 5 juli 2014

Asking for Help

Hello all my lovely readers, whom ever you may be.

For the past few months, I've been writing alot, and not just about gaming, thoughts and what else you've all been reading here on the blog, but also in my spare time on my small, and very cute little mini-pc/laptop that is just 10,1 inches.
And what I've been writing, is a book.
First, let me tell you, its freaking hard to wright a book, you could probably guess that already, but its seriously hard man.

Anyway, the book, for what its worth, is finished. From start to finish, its complete. And here is where I could use some help.
You see, I've never really done anything like this before, and thus, I'm a “n00b”... or in words you better understand, a novice, beginner or even aspiring author. And the help I'm asking for, is help reading it.
Yup, you read it right. I want people to allow me to send them a copy, read it, and give me their feed back. Prof read it if you like.

So what do I want answered? The following is a few things I'd like a potential prof reader to keep an eye on;
Are the characters believable?
Is the story believable/interesting?
Is it too long/slow?
Too many details or two few? And in what parts.
Can you imagine people wanting to buy it? Or read it in general?

There are probably more questions I'd like answered, but so far, I can think of zero other questions.

But before one of my dear, beloved and wonderful friends starts hammering down on me, asking for a copy to read, I think it might be a good idea to tell you a bit about what you are getting yourselves into, about what the book is all about.
Because be sure, this book has a VERY touchy subject. I highly doubt any one of you have ever read anything quite like this.

First, its a love story, and as I am me, it has some seriously detailed sex scenes.
Second, its about homosexual love, between two girls in their mid twenties.
Thirdly, and here is where it gets touchy, not to mention, controversial, and I cant stress this enough, its very VERY CONTROVERSIAL... the girls are sisters. Born and raised together, by the same parents, in the same house.
Forth, it is written in English. Cause I cant wright in Swedish it seems :P

Some of you are already thinking that yea.. might not read that. And I understand, I really do, its not a subject you would read just like that, or even want to hear about, so don’t worry if you don’t want to be part of the “focus group”.

But if you are interested in reading it anyway, and help me find if it might be worth publishing, send me an email address I can send it to with a few words telling my why you sent the address... incase I've forgeten I've written this in the first place :P

Cya