Good Day in Town

This weekend, our town has a "City Festival" going, lots of music, stands with trinkets, cloths and food from al over the world, even its own Pride Festival tomorrow (or today seeing what time it is). All over the streets these things are littering... so the town is pretty much closed for traffic. But thats fine, I got legs, I can walk an extra 2-300 meters :)

So I went down, meet up with a friend and walked about, sat down at a bar and their outdoor area to have a beer, then off we went again... And I bought something I didn't expect I would, but that I've thought about for a long long time. I got a pipe! With some proper tobacco aswell. Set me back 300, but what the hell, the pipe, 150, will last for years, so when it comes to smoking, thats an investment, and the tobacco, another 150 (actually 145) will also last a long time, so that too, in a wierd way, is an investment.

After an early dinner with the beer buddy, I said hi to some other friends who had just arrived, then I went home, by bus... and thats when I saw something that made me laugh.

You see, our fair city is changing the bus routes, and even their numbers, now I wont be traveling with bus 15 anymore, but bus 1! Then I can change to buses 2 up to 6. And to promote this, they ofcourse have advertisement for it, at the bus stops, the number of the bus, and then some funny line under it.
And it was the number 6's bus ad that made me crack up.
Now I might have to explain something first to all my non-swedish speaking friends, or you'll just scratch your head and go: 'What does he mean? I dont get it!'
The number 6, six, here in sweden is spelled and pronounced, the same way that the english word "SEX" is spelled and pronounced, and it word sex, also means the same in swedish as it does in english, so the number, when read, sounds like sex, the dirty kind, not the number (thats what we hear atleast when we are adult). So now that you know this little bit, lets get on with it.
So the advertisment has the number 6 on it, and under it, it says: 'Every Five Minutes' (or; all the time).
Even the bus company knows sex sells :)

Maybe its just me, but I found it funny... and if that didn't tickle your fancy, then the image I've included, that has NOTHING to do with the rest of this entry, will hopefully do the trick of pulling on your smile muscles.

Cya

Bikers Screen

Been playing a fair bit of Saints Row 2 these passed few days. Was gonna start a new one on Saints Row the 3rd, but then, I haven't finished the second one yet, so off I went.. and its bonkers man, totally out of its mind... just like the third was.
And thats why we love it...

For instance, one mission had me dress up like a cop, and get taped while doing "my job", like in the tv show 'Cops'. But the woman who hired me, wanted the police force to look as bad as possible, and since I was a criminal with a know reputation for leting my fists and guns talk, I was perfect for the job.
So I got calls from dispatch about various things that needed a police's attention. Like, a peaceful demontration against nuclear power needed to be silenced... so I did... with a flamethrower. Another call had me arrest a couple of bank robbers, by spliting them in half with a chainsaw. Yet another arrest was made on a few people jumping out into traffic for insurance fraud... but runing them down with my police car.
Needless to say.. I had fun :)

But the following screen shot, is not of that... its just a screenie to show how stupid you look when sitting on a chopper...

How is he sitting on that thing?

Looks wrong... so I'm sticking with cars.

Cya

Midsummer Hangover

Today, for another 20 minutes, its midsummers eve. A day we dance around a "maj stång"... a phallus symbol with flowers on, and sing song like "Little frogs, little frogs"... We are a strange people.

Pink/purple drink, that was white.

I was gonna go down to a place to see one of these giant flower cocks, but unfortunatly, I had an old friend over last night, and we started drinking beer nad booze and talking about old times, stuff we've done, stuff we want to do again and.. well we were basicly flashbacking on hyperdrive ;)

Drinking Buddy!

The evening was great ofcourse, and I look forward to the next time... how ever, I dont think I will be drinking that heavy again, atleast on both beer and booze. Becouse today, I got a hangover that lasted until now.
Got up at 10 in the morning ,and had a massive headache, and a stomach that wanted to make me vomit (I didn't btw) every time I moved. So when I found that the person I was going with to this phallus flower, had to cancel, same guy I was drinking with last night, I thought: YES!!! And promptly went to bed to try and sleep off the headache.

It did not work..

Later, I had a lovely dinner with a cake for dessert at another friends house, with my little brother and 2 annoying kids ;) too... aswell as a dog.

Even thou I had one hell of a hangover.. it became a rather good day.

Cya

Burn Baby Burn

Newest achivement within Guild Wars 2... involved burning effigies in the shape of dragons.

Doing so makes yor character dance in a way I've never seen before... so I just had to record it, and then share it.

HERE!!! CLICK HERE!!!

I had to burn 50 of em... and there is only around 25-30 of em in the whole game... and they dont respawn for you, so in other words, you have to burn them with more then one character... I picked my two favorites, the Engineer Khora Busst, and the Necromancer Diina Blackfeather.

I also witnessed a crime!!! Still in the game guys, so relax. And I had to defend some injured people from an ever increasing number of bad guys.
I shot them, I poisoned them, I blinded them and I burned them with my trusty guns :)

Then I was suppose to talk to some guy/girl to continue the line of story, but I cant get into the area... so gonna wait and see if its just a glitch or bug or something.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed my dance moves.

Cya

Galactic Sale

Signed a new contract with the mobil phone company "3" resently, and got the new Samsung Galaxy S4 for it. So my old Galaxy S2 was no longer needed.
And being hte smart guy I am... yes I am... well not allways, but sometimes... let it go already!!! ... I put the phone up for sale on the swedish site blocket.se.

The ad looked basicly like this: Samsung Galaxy S2, fully funtional, no defects, 600 bucks.

I placed the ad at 4 in the morning... I shouldn't have done that, the first call came in at 07:15 in the fuckin morning. I had just gone to bed (my sleep rytm has gone belly up, dont ask), and was ready for some much needed sleep... and then my phone started playing the song War Pigs by Otep... so I answer it. Then for the next 3 hours, I got a total of 25 emails, texts and calls from different people.


I am sooooo tierd now... so either I'm going to bed.. or I'm skipping sleep all together today.. haven't decided yet.

But yey... phone sold.

Money in ze wallet.

Pupils the size of basketballs.

Cya

Fucked Up Charity

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Number What-Ever Screenie

At first I thought I would wright, as the headline, the number of todays screen shot.. but fuckin hell, I cant be asked to count them all.. if anyone does, leave a comment.

Anyway, I've been playing on my engineer alot latetly in Guild Wars 2, and it has a trait called "Coated Bullets", this enables my shots, from pistols, to pierce any and all enemies I shot at, so I can shot what, or who, ever is behind, and for everything it hits, its like a small bomb goes of, also a boom at the end of the bullets path, to even further hurt something that might otherwise be just a few inches too far away... very cool.
And when I have this trait, a fight can make numbers look like this...

Its like shooting enemies that are standing in a que!

I think there are 3 enemies in a row in that shot... and they are all feeling the wrath of my guns! :P

Cya

Fired Sacked Terminated

Today I learned that I have been fired from my job... I have been sacked... My employer is terminating my contract... From the 31st of July, I am no longer employed by Olivia Personlig Assistans, I was quite nervous of this, as you might understand. But after more carefully reading the letter, trying to find out why I was being sacked, I learned, that it was my "client" that had fired the company!! So I will just be signing on to a different company, and keep on working like nothing happened. (or that is atleast the idea, I haven't gotten any confimation on when the new contract will be signed)

HAPPY!!!

I also signed a new contract with my cellphone provider today, for another 2 years, but for 50 bucks less each month, and get Samsung Galaxy S4 as a gift for that too... not much of a gift thou, as a new phone is standard here in Sweden when you sign on for a 2 year contract with a provider.

And on top of that, I learned today, that I will start working 2 hours later tomorrow, and as I found that out today, I still get payed for the 2 hours I'm not there :)

Good day :)

Cya

Guess What Day It Is?

Its sunday!! So here I am, giving you all another screen shot from some "unknown" game.. a game I've NEEEEEEVER posted a screenie of before :P

Here it is.

Is this ice? It looks like ice... I better take a closer look.

What is my Charr Warrior doing? Is he sniffing cocaine? Bitting the snow? Taking a quick nap? Well what ever he's doing, it looks silly... which works great.
I had just taken that Vista, when I found him like that... head first in the cliffside of a snowy area in Norn lands.

I started a second warrior... not becouse warriors are the best class, even thou I figured out some new cool shit about them, but couse I was bored out of my mind.

That being said, I am now looking forward to a new MMO that is on the horizon, even signed up to the beta (so cross your fuckin fingers people). Its called WildStar, and is a kind of fantasy/sci-fi game with a cartoonish look and humor in it... atleast as far as I've been able to see so far. Not that much info on it yet, but I like the look of it... so I wanna try it.

Well thats it for this sunday, I'm off to the kitchen!

Cya