Todays Random Shit!

Did you ever think about why the wonderbra is actually called a wonderbra?
Well its becouse when you remove it, you wonder where the boobs went...

Today is a kitchen day! I will be in my tiny kitchen more then usual... already started this by having the dishwasher run once, and it is currently running a second time... might be a third before lunch too.
But I will also be in there to make some food... food for 2 lunches and 2 dinners. Meaning 3 "lunchboxes". For tomorrow I will be at work from 10 in the morning to 10 at night... I'm suspecting I'll also need to bring some pre-made sandwishes too, couse just eating twise in 12 hours isn't going to cut it.

I like that will be working 12 hours straight... granted there is an unpayed 30 minute break in the middle, so in reality, its just a 11½ hour workday,  but the time spent  from home will be more like 13 hours :P... you know, for traveling to and from work... by bike... if I were to walk how ever, it would mean 14 hours away form home.

Fuck that now!

Speaking of "fuck"... found alot of pictures yesterday featuring girls, more or less dressed, wearing glasses... and goddamn that was sexy... too bad my girl dont like wearing hers :P

Been thinking of buying some gem's in Guild Wars 2. You can these days buy a "Gem Card" much like you bought  "Pre-Paid Game Time Cards" back in WoW or SW ToR time... but this means you are not using real money to buy time for game play.. but you buy sort of a currency that can then be sold ingame for gold, or you can use them to buy estetics, keys, boosters or a variations of other upgrades... non of which btw can be used to become better then other players. In other words, no awesome weapons or armour or shit... granted, one of the boosters can actually give you a damage bonus of 5% for an hour... but few people would actually call that an advantage, as it only lasts for 1 hour, or until you are dead (downed)... then you have to spend more gems to buy the boost again... I guess it would be the equivilant of using real money to have someone else do your laundry, but only half way trough every time... that might be a bad example thou so dont quote me on it :P

Alright... need to head to the store now to figure out what to actually cook for these 3 lunchboxes and todays lunch.

Cookies for lunch? WOHO!

Cya

Sunday Dubble

Seems I only do 2 entries per week... atleast it sure seems like it. Anyway, one of the entries I do is always this thing, the sunday screenie.

So lets not dillydally about and just get the screen shot in shall we?

Its, as I've mentioned before, halloween in the game... so ofc I will put in a halloween themed screen shot.. but not a usual screen shot, but a loading screen.

Lion's Arch is in Trouble...?

Lion's Arch new, and temporary, loading screen... a little darker, a little more sinister.. we like it.

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Well the title says "Sunday Dubble"... for a reason.

I thought I would tell you about my weekend. Now this weekend I was suppose to be at a bachelor party for one of my best friends Henrik... but I had earlier promiced to be with my girl in Stockholm, to do some shit, among other things, go to the yearly Erotica-Fair, more about that later thou.

I should tell you right away, that before I even meet up with Isabelle on friday evening, I spent 550 bucks on a new pair of pants and another 300 on a new hoodie, plain black with no markings or shit on. So thats 850 less in my pocket. On the saturday we went into town for a bit, and when I say "into town" I mean a shopping center close to where Isabelle lives :P
At this shopping "hell" we searched for some new sweatpants for her, didn't find any, and bought more stuff for me!!! /sigh
What was bought was a new belt, needed that, and 2 new necktie's for the upcoming marriage, one dark purple and one white... I'm thinking of going with the white tie, just to fuck with everyone :P All black clothing then a white tie :)
Later in the afternoon we hade some dinner and then off we went to the fair... and just to let you know, if you are a person who works alot at these kind of things... why weren't there any stands or something like that, with videos? DVD's? There were none!!! Now I did get some porno movies, crappy ones I'm sure, haven't watched any of em, but those we got from a "fishing pond"... where the fishing rod was made from a sweapers handle and the actual handle was a giant dildo!! Funny as hell. In the "candy bag" was the two movies, but also a vibriator, small, maybe 5-6 centimeters long, who's purpose I would guess is solely for pleasuring of the clitoris or the likes... not for penetration.
We also bought some oils and other shit, after that we got ourselfs some refreshments, in the form of a beer and a cider and took in one of the striptease shows. We were a long way back so it was hard to see, specially when the girl went down on the floor and did... what ever...
After that we went home... and on the way out, something fun happened... when we got there, there were maybe 4-5 people in the que into the place... when we left the que was atleast 150-200 meters long :P

Pays to get there early I guess ^^

This sunday thou, I had to leave early... and wouldn't you know it??!?! The goddamn train I was suppose to take was canceled for some fuckin reason... so I got to work late... which is why I was going home early.
I was suppose to be at work at 3:30, so I wanted to take the 2 o'clock train home, giving me that hour of travel and another 30 minutes to walk, which means I would get there at just the right time... but now I was late by an hour.
But the evening went without much of a hitch, and then got home thanks to my "half dad" driving me.

Until next time kids!

Cya

Paycheck x 2

You read the title right, for the first time ever, I have received two paychecks. I will be doing so for the forseeable future too as I now have two jobs. Granted, the second job is so far only 5½ hours worth of salary, but still, two paychecks.
Gonna be lovely once I get some more steady hours at the new place and the paychecks become more stable (not to mention higher), but until then, I'll just revel in the fact that I get two of em :)

This evening I had a buddy over, who watched me pay my bills and then we had a walk over to the local 24/7 gasstation for some candy and ready made sandwich, meatballs with beetroot salad and tiny salted cucumbers...  classic and good.
We started watching a movie, but sent him home as I feel beat, which ofc means its almost time to go to bed, gonna have a shave first, just the machine this time, take the razor on friday.

Its halloween in the game now, and lots of candycorns in my bags. You can even mine candycorns from "Fresh Candy Corn" and "Rich Fresh Candy Corn" around the world. Trick or Treat bags drop from mobs from time to time with more candycorns in em, and the odd crafting material uniqe to halloween. Not that I care about it thou, so I just sell it all on the Black Lion Market so others might enjoy them.

Has nothing to do with Halloween

Started finishing some low level maps and things with the Necromancer thou, just finished the starting area for the Sylvari. Except for one jumping puzzle... this irritates me, greatly I might add. You see in order to be able to even access this puzzle, you first have to complete another... now this one is easy... but its not like I can just complete that one then go to "nr 3" when ever I want.. If I want to be able to do the 3rd, I have to go through the second (this is the order I've done them, hence the numbers) every time. And if I fail... it means my death, which means I have to release to a waypoint and do the second AGAIN!!
Anyway.. I'll see of I cant get some people with me next time so we can help eachother trough it.

This weekend is a special weekend... kind of, was suppose to go on a party here in town, but alas, I was pre-booked for other t hings... like the Erotica-Fair on saturday. Cant miss that... not since it was my fiancée's idea, I didn't even know it was going to happen. So cant miss it when SHE wants to go :P

Cya

Guess What? Sunday!

Its sunday which means?? *drum rolls*

SCREEN SHOT!!!!

This on was taken somewhere in Charr lands and is a rather massive cave of sort with various enemies in it, me and my little brother found it while out and exploring and not realy doing anything importaint.

When we got up on some kind of elivated spot I found this great view and just had to take a screen shot of it.

Enjoy.

Some light in a drak damp cave... and a Drake to the right.

On a side note... Isabelle is currently supervising my entry logg :)

Cya

Not Working Again

What is not working again you ask? Me? The sun? The manual screwdriver?

No, its the recording I did earlier. For some reason, that I can not explain right now.. everything I record becomes laggy. Now I should not say EVERYTHING, but damn near to it. I do get some photage with flowing action, but its not anywhere near what I want to... so I am sad to report, that it might take awhile before I get more videos out for your viewing pleasure.

I even did a trial recording of Tourchlight 2, and even that turned out laggy... so just fo the hell of it, I'll try an old game and see what happens then, if that isn't laggy, it's probebly just some tweeking that needs to be done in order to fix the issue.

Here's another "funny" thing about these recordings.

Late monday night, 'bout an hour or so after I got home, I figured I'd get some farming done in GW2, half an hour tops, then go to bed, and wouldn't you know it, just as I was about to harvest some veggies after I choped down a tree in the game, a big ass corrupted block of ice slammed down beside me and the words "New Event" poped up on my screen.

The dragon I hade recorded earlier, the day before, was again "up". So I quickly hammered the "start recording button" and filmed the entire process from start to finish. That turned out to become around 35 minute of photage. 35 minutes of non-laggy photage I should add, the issues of lagg came later that day. So the day after I put it to some music, alot of music, and saved it to my harddrive (all 5,67gb of it) and then I tried to upload it to youtube... but something went wrong so I couldn't.

I'm sure you wouldn't want to see all of that anyway, I mean, 35 minutes? Yea thats a pretty long time.
But next time I get the recording stuff sorted, and I post something on the tube and here ofcourse, its gonna be more of a montage of action and what not, set to some cool metal tunes.

Until then I'll leave you with this gif...

Just relax... more videos will come.

Cya

Poking a Dragon

I got the recording fixed... so I did a test run... and wouldn't you belive it!!! The dragon known as Claw of Jormag was up in the area I was in... so went over and aided the rest of the players in taking him down.

Here's a video of me do just that.

I advice you to watch it on youtube thou as the size here wont give you a hell of a lot of info or even see anything of value :P (press the youtube icon in the lower right hand corner to go straight to the video on youtube)

Well then, now that the recording is fixed, I'll be doing that more often and post em here, first on the tube ofcourse.

Cya

Early Screenie

Its early morning, and I'm either still awake, or not "still awake", but rather not even close to going to bed. What ever the case, its sunday morning, so I thought it would be a great idea to get the sunday screenie out before I forget it.

Now before I actually give you the screen shoot, I'd like you to know that I have come to the conclusion, that I wont be doing these twise a week, or I fear that this blog will be almost nothing but screen shots of mostly Guild Wars 2 and other games. I want this blog to be about my life and whats going on, and belive me, there is more to my life then just gaming.

Either way... here's this sundays screenie.

Mid-swing!

The shot was taken of my warrior, inside the dungeon known as Crucible of Eternity, and is an "Inquest" stronghold of sort... I regret to tell you that I did not finish it, either we sucked, the group was wrong or the place was just too much in general... we couldn't even get through a hallway of so called trash mobs after boss encounter number one.

Sad day...

But we went on instead to the Citadel of Flame and kicked some Flame Legion ass instead :P

Cya

ARGH! (hate entry)

I am slightly upset tonight, at a coworker of mine. This might lead to usage of words I probebly shouldn't be saying. And if you dont like the use of these words and/or frases... dont bother telling me couse I dont give a rats fuckin ass!!!!

Okey, so here it is.

At my job, our former groupleader (former as in, its no longer needed to have one at all) told our company's boss that it would be better to be a two man team for various jobs. These jobs include, but are not limited to, helping our client (?) in and out of bed and in and out of the permobil.
She told her, and the rest of us, that it would be safer, and faster, if two people help eachother with this part of the job. So she asked that we have kind of double shifts a few hours in the morning ,aswell as in the afternoon. to get him out of bed and get ready for work, and get the transition from the permobil, to the shower and back again after work.
Now I work evenings, which means I get to help out on the second double shift. So for two hours I have someone there to help me with these things.
As for tonight. This fuckin nigger (there, a bad word), didn't help... at all. The shower ran a little late, and after the client needed some rest t ime, so it was directly from the shower to the bed. Nothing unusual with this, but as we had run a little late, I asked if he wanted us to get him up at 6 instead of the usual 5:30.
Now as someone who has worked with this man for over 9-10 years, you would think she could stay the extra 5 minutes to help me get him dressed and out of bed.
No.
I started puting on cloths on him, and as I was prepearing the lift for the move to the permobil.. we hear this cunt say goodbye and leaves.

It should be known right here, that once I got to work, she help with exactly this; put the lift suspenders on for the move from the permobil to the shower wheelchair... and thats it.

So for two hours, she did nothing but watch tv.

Oh yea.. she also put on the ipod as he wanted to listen to music while he rested, and cut a piece of bandage so I could put it on on an undisclosed location.

But that was it. At the moment when SHE says that two people are needed, both for speed AND safety... that fucking bitch leaves to go home!!!

I hate that goddamn black cunt!!! She just wants to be payed for watching tv for two hours every thursday.

What a bitch man...

Cya

Another Sunday Screenie

The following screen shot was taken in Diessa Plateau, in a cave to the east. I was farming Small Claws for my Mesmer's crafting skill in tailoring. I also got plenty of small venom sacks and the odd bone shards from the grawl walking around in there.

But when you run around in the world, the game world that is, you sometimes find simple bugs such as this.

A hole in the ground? Wasn't there last time.

Yea, the ground was partially missing... now if I tried to walk over that hole, it would dissapear.. becouse the hole, with the view of the water, was only visable from that point of view alone.. as soon as I moved my camera, the hole dissapeared.

Always fun to find these kind of "gems", they dont realy slow down or interupt your game play... so they are fine. The bigger bugs how ever... like a skill point challange npc missing.. thats annoying :P

Cya

Not A Pervert!

First! I dont consider myself that big of a pervert. But when your character in your chosen game all of the sudden looks like this... you have to admit it to your self.. that yes.. you want your girl to wear something like this in real life too.

Sexy lvl 78 Necromancer

Secondly... dont you too like that wardrobe?
Thirdly... those babies bounce when you run :P

Cya

Thursday Screenie Time

Time again for anotehr thursday to come, soon to be gone. But before that, I got a screenie for ya.

Boss Fight

This screen shot was taken in a dungeon/instance called Caudecus's Manor, and shows us fight the last boss on the second path/choise in explorable mode.
We were all scaled down to lvl 45, and if I do say so myslf, for a first timer, I did pretty good.

I'll throw in 2 other pics as a bonus.

Two Colors, One Girl

This is what I look like now... still trying to figure out what color my "armour" is to have... but I do find myself to look good :)
I should note thou, that I have a different head gear on now... basicly a hood with 4 horns on em, which I think is rather fitting for a necromancer.

Cya

New Office

I have an actual office now. I move the desk and the computer today to the old bedroom. I still have a few ideas for this office-ish room, but it requires me to go down town to get some of the pics I've taken with my phone printed like normal "old school" photos. Then make a collage in a frame and hang it over the screens.
Just pics of friends and places I want to remember with love and smiles.

Anyway, it looks like this now:

The cord hanging down from the formost speaker is just my phones recharger cord... and yes.. its a horrible wallpaper :P

Cya

Exciting Sickness

Something exciting is about to happen here at home. Something I dont think has ever happened before. Something rather cool too...

I am about to redesign the apartment.

Or more, move furniture around so it looks different, dont have the money to realy redesign the place... but considering it will look totaly different, except for the wallpapers, I will keep calling it a redesign of my home.

As many of you know, I dont have a bed... or the traditional version of a bed, but a pullout couch.. my thought was simple, if me and Isabelle are going to move in together at some point, then why have 2 twin beds? So I got a couch/twinbed I, or we, use here.
This couch/bed will stay here in the livingroom, but switch location, the tv will move to the other side of the room, the bookshelf is gone and a new is bought, but the new one is placed in the "bedroom".
The bedroom will become an office of sort, where I will move the computer and its 2 meter long desk to.

So yea, its gonna look great. I hope.

But there is one "small" issue with all this cleaning and moving and shit.

I have found that my tolerance for dust is... how should we say it... LOW.
So low infact, that I get sick.
Kind of like a nasty cold, but without over all weakness of the body, just a shitload of sneezing, violent sneezing I should add, some difficulties breathing, and by some, I mean so bad I cant for some reason lie down or the throat becomes even more difficult to use for such trivial things as breathing :/
Then add a bit of no breathing through the nose and a constant runing nose.
Yea... it sucks.

So the plan is as follows... I will finish it all today. Call in sick today and for tomorrow, then do what ever I can to get healthy again for work on monday.

Crossing fingers.

Cya

No Clue Cooking

I was just sitting infront of the game, you know the game, Guild Wars 2, and all of the sudden I came to a realization, that I had no real idea what I wanted to do in the game.

I had many choises ofcourse, choises like; I could run around killing shit at random (allthou I never do that), I could do some heart events, or search for random dynamic events. I also kind of needed to resupply my crafting skill materials, lots of that would mean "low level" material. Or I could do some pvp in the very annoying acronym WvWvW, which stands for World vs World vs World, where 3 different servers, fight eachother for control and points and what not.

But as I was wondering what I wanted to do, it dawned on me... when I dont know what the fuck to do, I dont... I logg out and do something else.

Currently that means making food for both lunch and 3 lunch boxes for work.

After that I intend on watching the latest episode of Dexter :)

Cya