Neon and the 80s

Not what I think of the game.

Neon, one liners and clichés go hand in hand in your average 80's action movie, and this is the premise of Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon.
I gave you a taste of it last week, and today, you'll get a bigger taste.

You, the antagonist of the game, are a cyber commando, cyber eye, cyber arm and cost a bunch of billion to build it seems. Your mission, is to stop a former cyber commando from launching nukes at everyone who isn't him.
Let the mayhem begin!!

But also remember to take out the smaller issues while you are on the iland where this game/movie takes place. And these smaller problems, come with seriously funny descriptions.








The game might also give you some handy tips while you are locked away in loading screens...

As I said last week, there are things in this place, called Blood Dragons... hence the name of the game, and these guys, are seriously badass, and can kill you far quicker then you'd like...
So when you are face to face with 2 of em, that both are suspicious, due to me burning up there eggs, you take it cool as hell.

Be wewy wewy qwuite... we're not hunting wabbit.... ehehehehe

Their only flaw, is that they can hardly see worth a damn, so as long as you sneak, you might just be able to evade them... atleast until you got some better weapons... then just kill em :P
(that being said, even with the best weapons, it still takes time to bring just one down)

And true to the 80's theme and it's movies, you naturally get to sleep with the one and only woman in the whole of the movie/game, and she is ofcourse blond and has big tits and wear a doctors robe.
The cutscenes even remind you of the 80's, rugged and full of visible pixels. Loving it to bits (pun intended)

Before the end thou... you get to ride one of those Blood Dragons... and when you are presented with your new "vehicle", the neon just don't know its own limits.

Alright, I get it, it's awesome and cool, now turn off the damn disco lights and lets get killin'

Now I'm working on the game, that this game was built on, Far Cry 3... much longer, much more to do, but I do believe, that Blood Dragon, had better story :P

Cya