A Trip to Dad

Been spending some time down in Gothenburg with dear old dad and his lovely wife.
From monday to friday.... today.. I was there having a ball, drinking some beer and geting some sunburn... specificly on the head. You see... I was an idiot, and didn't wear a hat or cap when I was at Liseberg, a fairground of sort.. you know, rollercoasters and prizes and alot of fine fine women with lots of skin showing... a good place to be on a hot summer day :)
Anyway, becouse of this, I got sunburned on my head.. and having virtually no hair to speak of (shaven you know), the sun was realy pounding hard on my scalp... Serves me right.

Liseberg was on the tuesday... on wensday, we slacked, and on thursday, we went to a place called Nordens Ark. A zoo where they pretty much had turned a forrest into a liveable habitat for various animal, alot of them native to our country aswell as neighbouring countries.
We got to see some rare sights, but unfortunatly, my camera sucks when I zoom... so no pictures of the little baby snowleapords and palla's kittens.
But have no fear.. I will bring you other pictures!!!

First,a sweet view of Gothenburg from one of the rides there.

Now on to the animals!!

Two slacking Red Pandas, taking it cool in the summer heat.

Some kind of bird...

Snake Necked Turtle

A wolf keeping an eye on the visitors... probebly wonder who to eat first ;)

I know, I only showed 4 animals... you'll just have to google the rest, or imagen them in your head... its all I can do for you at this point.

Well kids.. thats all I got for you this time around. But I have something fun for you tomorrow where I'm gonna tell you a secret... a secret involving... *drum rool* A Scam!
Not a scam by me ofc... well you'll find out tomorrow.

Cya

It Is Sunday

It is sunday, and time for the weekly screen shot.

This time, I picked a screen shot from a game that is rather fun, and that I just recently completed. Its an old game too, so I'm just as supriced as you at the fact that I JUST competed it... granted, I can play it several times and get a different experience each time, and thus, have several different endings.. but I have gone to the end with one race now... the Tyranids.

Mid fight exploding enemy and healed troops.

The game is Dawn of War: Retribution, and the big armoured createres you see in the screen shoot, in red and purple, are the tyranids, an alien race that was just recently introduced to the Warhammer 40k universe.

They are big, menacing and seem to never stop being hungry.. couse thats their idea.. consume every living world in the galaxy.

Dont want to have those over to the party do ya?

Cya

Dust Be Gone

It is no secret, that my apartment, has looked like a fuckin dump for the passed million years (atleast it feels like that). That dust and shit has been laying thick in corners and the edges of the walls. Even my flag that was hanging in the hallway, had a layer of dust on it... light grey and thick in the folds.

But then, as if called by the gods of... what ever... I figured it was time to do something about it. And this monday I started to clean the place up.
I started lightly thou, by throwing away all the shit I didn't need any more, or the crap that was just laying there to no use. I had my little brother Vincent's help with this, as he had just gotten his drivers license, he signed up to be the driver. And in just 2 hours or so, all the stuff that had been crying out to be tossed out... was gone.

On the tuesday, the real grit started... the scrubbing and the dusting and moving about of furniture was all the rage. That day too, I had a helping hand. This time, from an old friend, who also helped me clean this place the first time, the day I moved in. Fuckin hell.. thats 11 years ago now :P
He poped by around 3-4 in the afternoon, I had been working then, solo, since just before lunch. And we finished just after 10:30.
I cooked dinner for us, made some ice tea and even got us some strawberries with cream for dessert.

It was a good day.

Even the minions are happy its clean.

This how ever... left me with something that I dont want... but it was expected.
You see kids, I belive my body dont like dust... atleast when its flying about in the apartment. So now, I will have a clogged up nose, that also runs like a damn river, for anywhere from 2-3 days, up to a week.
I can halt this by using nose spray that you can buy at both any apothacary or pharmacy, or the normal store I buy my food from... if its "over the counter", I can get it there.

But for the passed 4 years, with breaks I might add of up to a few months, I have been addicted to the shit. Not like; I need my nose spray or I'm gonna kill someone. No more like, if I dont use it, I cant breath through my nose...
So yea.. been using it several times a day, for around 4 years... But no more, enough is enough... besides, who would want to date a guy that shoves a spray can up his nose 3-4 times a day? ^^

Cya

Non Missed Screenie

Well I didn't forget about the screenie this sunday!! HA! In your face brain!!

Gonna make it short thou... dont feel like trying to say some funny stuff, or go into too many details... so here it is :)

Die bandit! DIE!

This screen shot was taken in a dungeon known as Caudecus's Manor, and contains a bunch of mean bandits... on type in particular, has a nasty thing, that if you move, he hits you harder.. and I dont mean taking like 10-15% of your total health.. no I mean 30-50% of your damn health. Basicly, you die from 3 shoots from this sniper-ish enemy.

Beyond that, alot of fun fights and interesting ways to complete the place.

Cya

PBM 2013

Power Big Meet 2013 is here... a weekend full of old american cars of various shapes, sizes and sounds. A weekend full of burnt rubber and petrol hanging in the air like a bad hangover... but a hangover that all the 10's of thousands of people are there to smell.

This weekend is the biggest thing this city has, and people plan for this shit for years in advance, and they come from all corners of the country, and even other countries. Last year I meet people that came from the USA and even Australia. Maybe redundant to tell you now, that this Meet, is known around the world.

I'm personally not that big of a fan of "raggare" and their enthusiastic love for their cars and life style... but all cred's to them, they are usually sticking with it all year round, and go cruising where ever there is a meet, and there are alot of them here in Sweden... just that the Power Big Meet is the biggest of them all. And I think its safe to say, that atleast 15-20 000 people come to this town to be a part of it, or just to see it. And not to mention the 30-50 000 people that live here that camp out around the route and roads to see them all.

Its a festival unlike all the other festivals... and we all love it.

Here is SOME of the cars I spotted, and also took pictures of.

I dont know the name of any of these cars... well maybe a few of them... but I do belive I saved the best for last... You be the judge:

Car broken down? No problem!

Wont see much more of these beauties this year, kind of busy for the rest of the weekend, but its all good, I've had my fill.

Cya

Some Funnies

Its been awhile since I just put up some fun pics and shit on this here blog, so I thought why not, lets do that.

Here's the first.

That dog is a freakin genious, and a crazy bat-dog too... and I'll be damned if he doesn't make his owner lose his shit one of these days ^^









I like birds... most any kind actually.. but if a bird asks me if I want "buttsex? I'm out!

Those boys are just the greatest aren't they? And that Rocco is jsut the coolest idiot around :)

One final for your mind... a gif that will make the mind... EXPLODE!!!!

Have fun trying to use your mind now!!!

Cya

Nothing? ... NOTHING???

Nobody noticed? Noone said anything? I forgot the sunday screen shot again damn it! Why didn't anyone complain? Yell at me? Or atleast nudged me slightly and whispered in my ear; Did someone forget something this weekend? *wink wink*

But nothing? NOTHING??? (echo sounds)

No, nothing... you bastards...

Oh well, enough of the banter and scolding.
I will ofcourse add an image taken from a game... you can probebly see it already, becouse I'm just that guy that want to add that to my blogg... once a week (or when I remember atleast).

So here's one I just took.

I like grenades.

Saints Row the Third... such a fun game. I finished the 2nd installment a few days ago, and have gone back to the 3rd, couse its just so much great fun. And as you can see, I have so far killed 40 people by throwing grenades at them. Fun times.

More info of the screenie.... Well its what you see, I am clearing out a gang operation, and had come a third of the way, managed a headshot and killed 2 gang members with a grenade, and got 4 kills in a row just before that.
After I killed them all.. they chased me for a good 2-3 miles, and car chases are always fun right?

Anyway...

Something fun happened at work today, I was doing the usual, when I told my boss a joke... here's the joke: Yo mama is so fat, that when she passes by the tv, I miss 2 episodes.
He didn't like it, couse it was a mean joke, I told him that the mean, politicly incorrect and rasist jokes are always the funniest, so I told him another: How many jews can you fit in a VW bettle? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 10,000 in the ashtray.
That joke is both mean, rasist and politicly incorrect... and he couldn't stop laughing.

I won :)

Cya